here's some more!
Yellow Knife Kasumi: Hey Kumi I know about your secret!
Kumi: *gasp* w-which one?
Yellow Knife Kasumi: the one about that giant stuffed panda you still cuddle with every night! what was his name again....
Kumi: you wouldn't dare to tell Yuri and Kasumi about this!
Yellow Knife Kasumi: ah but I already told Kasumi...and the panda bears name is Umasou!
Kumi: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After realizing Kumi ate the cafeteria's luch special, she threw up because of the fact it was actually tuna casserol with bits of Alien eyeballs inside....gross!
Do you want to learn how to fly? you don't need pixie dust! just join the Elementary School 9 Alien Party! we'll guarantee you'll beable to get a symbyotic alien with wings and you'll fly in no time!
WARNING: effects include saddness, nausia, fusing, regeneration, sound waves being blasted at you, ambushes from out of nowhere, and wierd dream sequences. If the Alien Party isn't right for you, contact you Alien party adviser immediately. We'll be sure to get the proper alien fused with you in no time......
Yuri (thinking):
I can't believe Miyu posted those embarasing pictures of my 8th birthday party on the chalkboard! I'm so dead!
Kumi:
Man that is one HUGE alien! I wonder if it stole Yuri's Adkin's Diet Cookbook....
Yuri:
why is it so yellow? yellow always gives me ceisures! it's so fat too....I think it stole my Adkin's Diet cookbook?
Kasumi: hey our cake is rising!
Kumi: OH NO! Yuri put in too much yeast!
Kasumi: ooo it's getting all bubbly now....
Kumi: What did you-
*cake explodes*
Kumi: YES I GOT THE ALIEN! no wait i accidentally hit Yuri.......
Yuri: Mom don't forget to record my favorite t.v. show!
Yuri's mom: don't you remember? they canceled it!
Yuri: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CANCLED DORA THE EXPLORER?!