*chasing down paper* How important is this paper, exactly? *spots paper in bush* *paper gets stuck on rampaging alien chased by alien fighters* Now I have a reason to get those kids.

very important...it will let us get a raise for Advising these brats in the alien party
sadly no matter how much we HATE THEIR GUTS we have to (ugh) save them

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*Kumi-chan and CCMars arrive to see the kids surrounding and poking at the alien. It tries to bite back, but the kids are too quick for it (they're not harming it, luckily, but they are teasing it and making it mad). CCMars rolls up her towels into a "rat's tail" and starts whipping them around while Kumi-chan tries to work the vaccum*

CCMars: Hey! Stop teasing the alien! You want your fingers bitten off? *the kids spread out and step back* Back! Back, vile beasts!

Kid #1: Vile beasts? What's that?

CCMars: Nothing. Anyway, Ordos! Where's the cage?

Ordos: *finally arriving* Here! *the alien runs into the cage with a hiss as soon as Ordos opens it* Okay, that's a new one...

CCMars: Now, as for you guys, I already have your first punishment. You're all fourth graders, right?

Kids: Yeah...

CCMars: Good! That means you have lost all privilages of joining the Alien Party when you reach sixth grade.

*The kids start moaning and protesting, although a couple of them secretly make a "yes!" gesture*

Ordos: And I think Kumi-chan has the other punishment idea, but she seems to be busy...

*She is: the vaccum is jammed*

Kumi-chan: *trying to work the vaccum* Stupid...old thing...won't...turn...on!

*It finally does, sucking at full blast. The wind picks up one of the boys and sucks him into the tube. He gets stuck halfway, his legs sticking out and kicking*

Kumi-chan: Ack!

CCMars: Oh my...

*The kids aren't sure whether to laugh or go for help*

Ordos: *to the bump in the hose* Um, are you okay in there...?

Boy: *sounding perfectly okay* This is awesome!

Everyone:

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Uh, nice work guys! *whispers to Kumi-chan* Try putting the vacuum in reverse. *spots shred of paper on ground* The alien ate the paper!

O-o hmm i thought that would work! oh well at least those annoying br-

Kids: Hey we're back!

CCMars: how did you get out of the vaccum?!

Kids: we all fused with yellow knifes

everyone: thinks*oh no it's just like what happened a couple of years ago!*

Orodos: great...now what? should we spork them?

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I was online even though I'm not really online? WT- (don't swear... it's just wrong) I must be talking 2 u guys even though I'm stuk at skul studying about special products(Algebra's just easy, I don't know why anyone would say it's hard...)

AAAHHH!!! I JUST WANNA SCREAM!!!
Com'on
Scream IF U WANNA SCREAM!!!
Kids: OHYEAH!!!
AS LOUD AS U WANNA B!
Kids: OH YEAH!!!
GET DOWN BABE, GET DOWN BABE!!!!

NARRATOR: And so, the kids + Ordos did they're song-slash-battlecry, the aliens were slaughtered(I hope I can say that), They laughed Happily(and a bit touch of psychotic), then the principal yelled at Ordos for making the kids kill the aliens. Ordos was slaughtered, but since he was fused with the Yellow Knife/ Zerg/ Protoss aliens. he was ressurected over and over and over again..

Ordos: who the heck is talkin?

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uh...the narrator? *why do we have a narrator anyway...did someone use the budget money again for one?*

AH GREAT! the yellow knife brats escaped! now what?

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Aren't online RPGs fun? =D
We really need a population control program for Yellow Knives.

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agreed...i mean HOW MANY more kids are going to...fuse...with...

*turns around and sees the whole 4th grade fused with yellow knifes*

Everyone: oh no not again....


GREAT! i don't suppose there are more yellow knife in this school!

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Don't worry Kumi-chan! I'll use my Yellow Knife/Protoss/Zerg powers to stun(not kill) the YK kids... *I launched a grappling dive but...* ooops... I missed *kids suddenly looked at me then...* OH crap.... *few seconds later* SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Narrator: Then the kids attacked Ordos in an epic battle between good and ... aliens...
Ordos: Sorry guys, I hired d narrator, I can't help it....

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YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WASTED OUR BUDGET MONEY FOR THE NARRATOR?!

great...JUST great

oh well we have to stop those kids!

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Oh come'on, having a narrator's great! You can write a script and make him/her tell your script, the magic of narrators, whatever they say will happen... see!!!

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i guess that's true....LET'S KEEP IT

ok now the kids were last seen in the city blasting at random fire hydrants...according to the news (who watches the news anywho?) so we have to get into the city and capture them. Then we un-fuse the kids and erase their memories...(after that maybe they won't be such a pain anymore )

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YOUR'RE RIGHT KUMI-CHAN!! 2 D YELLOW KNIFE MOBILE!!! (Unfortunately, we don't hav one....)

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O-o WHAT?! i thought we HAD one! now what should we use? wait....let's use a flying alien! it will scare the kids and we can have quick transportation!

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