Yes! Throw office supplies at them to confuse them quick! *grabs random office supplies and hurtles them at the 8th gens.*

8th Generation Borg: What the Heck?!

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((Sorry, I shouldn't have deleted that last post.))

*Freddrick dodges a flying pencil sharpener and a heavy dictionary aimed at his head.*

"No, stop! Quit destroying our office! You're ruining my perfectly organised plan!"

But no one listens.

"Don't touch that slip of paper! It's the script!"



"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, aren't you people bored? It's always the same thing. You find alien. You defeat alien. Alien appears again but you defeat it in a slightly differant way. I'm tired of losing!"

"What?" Mars said to the aliens from the computer, obviously having way too much fun with this. "I'm busy. Please repeat yourself."

She turned a deaf ear to the aliens and continued rearranging files, deleting programs, and e-mailing explicit pr0n she found hidden in one of the folders to the boss aliens back on their home planet.

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"Please don't let our bosses see that!" begs on of the older generation Borgs. "They'll kill us if they see we're doing that instead of our paperwork!"
"Too late." says Mars with a smile as she hits the 'send' button.
Freddrick, at this point, is boiling with rage.
"When we 8th generation Borgs take over the world, she will be the first to go!" he says.
"No way, I'm not fusing with her!" says another.

Suddenly, a transmission comes in from the homeworld. Two bigger, fiercer looking older generation Borgs appear on the screen and they don't look pleased with what they see.

Two bigger 8th generation Borgs: Freddrick and gang, I come to my office and I'm already mad as it is and then I get this nonscence!

Freddrick: We didn't-

Head Borgs: If anything like this happens again we will send you to the sun. Is that clear?

Freddrick: Yes.

The screen goes blank and the transmission is shut out.
"That's it!" screams Freddrick. "I've had it with you alien fighters! And now that our boss isn't watching, we may do with you what we wish!"
He and his gang go beserk, spouting drills everywhere, destroying every computer remaining in the office, and blocking off all exits.

"But before you judge me," says Freddrick. "I want you to hear my story. I was once an alien fighter like you, but an older generation borg fused with me and I turned into this. That is why I have a human name. But instead of going back to normal, I decided to join the older generation Borgs and rule the world! Hey, are you listening to me?"

What? Sorry I had ear plugs in my ears. I don't need your sap story! You and your gang TRIED TO KILL ME AND MAKE ME ONE OF YOU! *shoots drills from borg but a sonic wave stops them* What?! how...who did...????

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"It was I." say Amazon, the only one in the room who is obviously capable of performing a sonic attack. "Freddrick is telling the truth. I remember him from grade school. This is the kid that went missing years ago but was never found. I think he is being manipulated by the Borg just as I was by the Black Knife and this is not his true self. Please don't kill him."

BUT....your right. *kneels down to fredrick* I'm sorry...I just got upset with my past but it's not your fault. Look if you cooperate with us, we can defuse you and you can return back to normal *holds out hand* truce?

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"Oh, all right." says Freddrick.
He holds out one of his drills and shakes it with Kumi-Chan.
"Traitor!" yells one of the other older generation Borgs that once worked for him.

No! He was never apart of your group! You guys forced him to join!

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"That's right!" says Freddrick.
"It doesn't matter." says another older generation Borg. "By changing sides, he still betrayed us and betrayal is punishable by death."
"No!" says Freddrick.

They launch their drills in attack, aiming straight for Fredderick's heart.
"Amazon, use your sonic attack now!" says Kumi-Chan.
"Right!" says Amazon, but than the older generation Borgs put up a shield, bouncing off the waves and reflecting them back at the party.

Ahhh! *get's thrown back into the wall hitting it hard* Ouch....that hurt..Oh no THE DRILLS! RUN FRED-

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*Fredderick manages to dodge the drills.*
"Everyone, out of the building fast!" says Amazon.
*She tosses a sleeping gas bomb borrowed from Kumi-Chan.*
"Oh no, I can't find Freddrick. He must still be inside."
((Kamikaze, where are you?))

"GRAVITATION!" Mars shouted (which she did so not steal from "Star Ocean: Till the End of Time") from the door, holding up a wooden stick she found in the yard. The ground was suddenly covered in black clouds, with debris floating in mid-air.

"WH-WHAT IS THIS!?" The aliens shouted as they realized their movements had been slowed greatly.

"Quick!" Mars shouted to the others. "Grab Freddrick and let's get out of here! This power only lasts for a short time! Hurry!"

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