This is a simple thread, see what kind of short story you can write in a post, write the storys in the post not in a word document, see what you can come up with, here I will write one.

One day Kasumi was walking home, she looked up and sudenly a giant robot landed infront of her, it spoke in a deep voice.

"Kasumi, the land of Soda-pop-theater needs your help, will you come and add us?" The robot asked with great respect as if he was talking to royalty.

"Ok, nya!" Kasumi responded before jumping on the robots back and he flew off into the sky and before Kasumi knew it they were in a magicle land with a purple sky and soda oceans, they landed infront of two groups, one of the groups consisted of well groomd Goblins in fancy suits, the other group consisted of dirty Elfs, they apeared to be fighting.

"Wash your hands!" One Goblin yelled.

"Never!" A Elf yelled back.

"The clean Goblins and stinky Elfs are fighting, can you solve it?" The robot asked Kasumi who nodded.

"Wait! What dose it matter if you are clean or dirty, you Goblins are clean, you Elfs are dirty, but your all short and ugly," Kasumi said and the Goblins and Elfs stoped fighting.

"Gee we never thought of that," a Elf said.

"Ya, we should stop fighting and work together to realize our ultimate goel, taking over earth!" a Goblin said to which all the Goblins and Elfs cheered.

"Great becouse together we all-WHAT!?" Kasumi exclaimed in shock as the Goblins and Elfs ran into a battle ship and flew off, Kasumi jumped back on the robot and flew after them and saw them destroying the city as she landed.

"Kasumi what have you done!?" Kumi asked walking over to her.

"...Nya!" Kasumi laughed as Yuri ran from the Goblins and Elfs in the background wan realization struck Kasumi "Wait this can't be right, non of this makes sens, it's allmost like it's all a-" Kasumi began before her eyes opened and she saw she was in bed "Dream, it was all a dream," Kasumi said in shock.

"Kasumi want some money?" A goblin sitting by her bed side said holding up some money.

"Thanks Goby," Kasumi said before she shuved the money in her mouth, Yuri gasped as she woke up in her bed.

"Whats wrong Yuri?" Yuri's Borg asked.

"Borg, I dreamed, that Kasumi dreamed that-" Yuri began but was cut off.

"Yaya, I don't care, now help me with this tentacle eye virus!" Yuri's Borg said as tentacles sprouted from his eyes, Kumi awoke with a gasp and looked around her bed room.

"Boy that was freaky," Kumi said, sudenly a giant fly crashed through her wall and Kasumi's dad was riding it.

"Hey who put the bed in the garage?" Kasumi's dad questioned looking at Kumi's bed, Yuri's Borg woke up in shock and blinked a few times.

"Whats wrong Borg?" Yuri asked.

"J-just a wierd dream," Yuri's Borg said in relief.

"Was it as weird as this!?" Yuri asked before she pulled off her head and the Yellow Knifes grew in it's place, Kasumi's Borg woke up and sighed.

"Few, just a dream," Kasumi's Borg said in relief before he looked around "Funny, I don't remember going to sleep on the empire state building," Kasumi's Borg said looking down at the city from the tower he was hanging from, Kumi's Borg woke up eyes wide and blood shot.

"...Wierd dream," He said before he threw up a sofa, Megumi woke up in her bed gasping.

"Ok...No more expired tofu before bed," She said with a sigh before she walked over to her window and opened the curtens to see a giant leach suking on it, Sonic the Hedgehog woke up in shock.

"Wow, what a wierd dream, I mean I don't even know any of those people," Sonic said with a shrug.

The End?

See, also the story dosnt have to be silly, it can be as seriose or silly as you can do, now lets see if anyone actully posts.

Ok if no one else is going to try then I will, I call this one...the mystery of the box.

It was a normal day, well as normal as it gets in this crazy place where grade schoolers hafta fight deadly aliens and the biggest threats to the world include psychotic duck-whales.

Kumi was searching through her locker for her Borg which she hadnt seen all day.

"No, not there at all," Kumi sighed as she slamed her locker shut, no sign of her Borg, she gave a glance to her companions lockers and gave a sigh "They wont mind if I just check," Kumi assured herself before she walked over to Yuri's locker and etempted to open it, and of course it would not open, Kumi growled before she got a idea "Yuri! Whats your locker combination!?" Kumi called to Yuri who was on the otherside of the room.

"My birthday," Yuri said casuely and Kumi groaned before walking over to Kasumis locker.

"Kasumi! Whats your locker combination!?" Kumi called to Kasumi who was sitting in a corner, hoping that she has better luck opening her locker then Yuri's.

"Cake!" Kasumi awnsered with a smile cuasing Kumi to stare at her.

"Um...how dose...uh" Kumi satuttered as she stared at the lock on the locker trying to find how "Cake" was even a possible combination, to say the least, she couldnt, by the end of the day Kumi had given up and resolved to go home without her borg, she was about to walk out of the building when she spotted something, she looked under a table and saw a small, dark, cardboard box, just sitting there.

"What are you looking at Kumi?" Kasumi asked apearing beside her friend cuasing her to jump in surprise.

"Kasumi!? I was...looking at the box," Kumi said, once again becoming mesmerized by the mysteryios box, Kasumi smiled before she ran over to the table and picked the box up.

"Lets open it!" Kasumi said shaking the box in anticipation.

"Well...ok," Kumi said as her curiosity got the better of her "It's just a old box, what harm would it do?" Kumi added with a shrug, Kasumi began to open the box, but it would not open, Kasumi struggled to open the box but one thing soon became clear.

"It's locked!" Kasumi said as she turned the box to show where the key went.

"Well if it's locked, it's locked," Kumi's borg said with a shrug as he inched himself by the two confused humans.

"Where have you been!?" Kumi asked in anoyence.

"Amarica," Kumi's borg said holding up a little amarican flag in one of his drills "I got you guys suveneres," he added extending another drill which had a bag hanging from it which Kasumi quickly snatched.

"Neat!" Kasumi said happily tossing the box aside to look through the bag, Kumi sighed and picked the box back up.

"If this thing is locked theres probably a reason, so we should probably leave it," Kumi said with a sigh before she shook the box alittle, cuasing a small sqeek to amit from it, Kumi looked surprised and shook it again, and she herd yet another sqeek.

"Man, whats in there?" Kumi's borg asked staring at the box.

"I don't know, but I think it's alive," Kumi said putting her ear to the box "We need to open this thing," Kumi said turning back to Kasumi, Kasumi smiled at Kumik before carelessly tossing the bag of suveneers aside.

"OK! But how do we open a locked box?" Kasumi questioned staring at the box.

"We need to find a key," Kumi said glancing around.

"I saw Yuri leave with a key, nya!" Kasumi said with glee and Kumi turned back to her.

"Ok, why would Yuri have the key?" Kumi asked in confusion.

"Who cares, lets go!" Kumi's borg shouted cousing Kumi to jump in alarm.

"Ok!" Kasumi said with a laugh, Kumi sighed but nodded, they left the school and began there trek to Yuri's house, it was actully pretty boring except for the random bear attack.

Yuri sat on the couch in her room bored out of her mind, when she herd a bang at the door, she walked over to the door and opened it: to find Kumi, her borg, and Kasumi being attacked by a bear who seemed really angry, Yuri quickly shut the door and tried to forget what she just saw.

"Just walk away Yuri, walk away," Yuri muttured to herself, but the banging on the door soon got to her and she opened it once more "Ok get in," Yuri sighed as Kumi, her borg, and Kasumi ran in, slamming the door behind them.

"Thanks Yuri," Kumi said with a sigh of relief.

"Ya, no telling what that bear would have done to us," Kumi's borg said calming down alittle.

"Would you please tell me why you came here at all?" Yuri asked glancing at all three of them for a awnser.

"Well, we found a box!" Kasumi exclaimed happily.

"Ya, but it's locked, and we think you might have the key," Kumi said looking around.

"Oh, you must mean that old key I found on that table, I'll give it to you," Yuri said as she walked over to a droor and began searching through it.

"Thanks," Kumi said with a smile, before another though accured to her "Hey, why did you take the key in the first place?" Kumi asked in confusion.

"Why did I what-now?" Yuri questioned as she pulled the key out of the droor and handed it to Kumi.

"Never mind," Kumi said before she turned to Kasumi "Ok Kasumi, hand me the box," Kumi said in excitment.

"I thought you had it," Kasumi said, Kumi just stared at her.

"What!?" Kumi said in shock, both Kumi and Kasumi looked down at Kumi's borg, who simply shruged with his wings.

"Um, guys," Yuri said pointing out the window, Kumi and Kasumi looked out the window and saw the box, and the beat chewing on it.

"You have got to be-" Kumi began but was interupted by her borg.

"No swearing Kumi," Kumi's borg said wagging a drill at her.

"Forget that, lets go!" Kasumi yelled jumping out the window, shattaring it in the process.

"Kasumi!" Kumi and her borg both shouted before they jumped out the window after Kasumi.

"My window!" Yuri shouted in shock as Kasumi landed on the bears back and swiftly knocked it unconciose.

"Kasumi...you...beat the bear?" Kumi asked staring as Kasumi picked up the box.

"Yup, now lets see whats in it," Kasumi said, snatching the ket from Kumi and placing it in the keyhole, the three looked in sheer anticipation as Kasumi opened the box.

"Do the Mario!" a voice sudenly shouted out from the box, Kumi and her borg looked completely confussed and Kasumi smiled as a small black rat jumped out of the box and began singing "Swing your arms from side to side, come on lets go, do the Mario!" the rat sang happily.

"I give up," Kumi sighed before fainting, Yuri watched the events from her brocked window and sighed.

"So glad I didnt get involved," Yuri sighed.

Done, I might post this one on fanfiction.net, with some editing of course.

You're both so weird But that's not bad

Both? Other then you I'm the only one who posted here, but at least you did post, why not write a short story?