Switches can happen here...
Truth about Kumi's Death
*As Kumi rollerblades up & down the libraries, she was confronted by an alien(Not the real one that attacked her(For you aliens we have subtitles for you to tag along, ain't I nice?))
Kumi: An Alien...
Alien: Ahahahaha... A human... kill... (lolollololololo... akjfdskgdda... skflasj...)
Kumi: What?
Alien: You shall feel the power of the Woxerploxisisisisimus clan!!!(aksdjfidhfksdfjdisjfkdfhsdkfhjuagtsdfgfdjrfhdifuhyadfjdsaklfh!!!!)
Alien: YaAAH!! (WEEEEE!!!)
*Alien pulls out blade and charges at Kumi...*
*PAUSE!!!*
Kumi:Ok, now here are my options, it's a.) Quickly dodge the claw, roll sideways, pull out my stungun and stun it like it's never been stunned before, or b.) Take the blade in my face, roll over the ground, crash into the bookshelf, which triggers many books to fall and whack me in the head die...
Alien: YAHH!!!
*Kumi takes the blade in her face, roll over the ground, crash into the bookshelf, which triggers many books to fall and whack her in the head die...*
Kumi: Hmmm.... I should've gone with A...
*Rebirth*
Kumi: A blinding light...
VALKYRIE: A brave, stong, fallen warrior... COME TO MY SIDE MY NOBLE ENHERIER!!!
Kumi: Excuse me?
Valkyrie: Your ARE the warrior that died and is great enough to go to Valhalla yes?
Kumi: Lady, this is no Norse Mythology...
Valkyrie: So, how do I get to Norse?
Kumi: Oh, 1st, you get out of this library, turn left, go 5 blocks, and take a right, studio 76 is where Norse is...
Alien:
Valkyrie: Oh, thanks!
Alien: What the heck is happening to this anime...
*The Continuation of Episode 3 ~ Secrets revealed...*
--------Condemed for Demolition, We are sorry for the inconvinience this may cause you-----------
Next week(or tomorrow): The personalities of the characs. will switch, watch as Kumi becomes yoda, Kasumi a dude from braveheart, and Yuri as.... Drum Roll please... A PSYCHIATRIST!!!
*SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, cattleco kolfo takes on chuckles the rabbit on a hardcore crash-bang monster truck fight finale at midnight!!! BE THERE AT LUNAR STADIUM AT THE MOON!! Special commentators, everyone's worst enemy, YELLOW KNIFE, THE borgs and Pink Knife(Cousin of Y.Knife)...this commercial has been brought to by Megumi's Borgs, want to kill aliens? then buy your very own borg now!!!!
Quote:
I friggin love you.
<3<3<3<3<3
You don't mean that do you? wait, let me rephrase that... Please tell me that's not true...