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Author:  CE Yume [ Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:53 am ]
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Lol, funny. ^^ Kasumi...a vampire...haha. XD

Author:  Ordos [ Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:46 am ]
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Switches can happen here...

Truth about Kumi's Death

*As Kumi rollerblades up & down the libraries, she was confronted by an alien(Not the real one that attacked her(For you aliens we have subtitles for you to tag along, ain't I nice?))

Kumi: An Alien...
Alien: Ahahahaha... A human... kill... (lolollololololo... akjfdskgdda... skflasj...)
Kumi: What?
Alien: You shall feel the power of the Woxerploxisisisisimus clan!!!(aksdjfidhfksdfjdisjfkdfhsdkfhjuagtsdfgfdjrfhdifuhyadfjdsaklfh!!!!)
Alien: YaAAH!! (WEEEEE!!!)
*Alien pulls out blade and charges at Kumi...*
*PAUSE!!!*
Kumi:Ok, now here are my options, it's a.) Quickly dodge the claw, roll sideways, pull out my stungun and stun it like it's never been stunned before, or b.) Take the blade in my face, roll over the ground, crash into the bookshelf, which triggers many books to fall and whack me in the head die...
Alien: YAHH!!!
*Kumi takes the blade in her face, roll over the ground, crash into the bookshelf, which triggers many books to fall and whack her in the head die...*

Kumi: Hmmm.... I should've gone with A...
*Rebirth*
Kumi: A blinding light...
VALKYRIE: A brave, stong, fallen warrior... COME TO MY SIDE MY NOBLE ENHERIER!!!
Kumi: Excuse me?
Valkyrie: Your ARE the warrior that died and is great enough to go to Valhalla yes?
Kumi: Lady, this is no Norse Mythology...
Valkyrie: So, how do I get to Norse?
Kumi: Oh, 1st, you get out of this library, turn left, go 5 blocks, and take a right, studio 76 is where Norse is...
Alien: :?:
Valkyrie: Oh, thanks!
Alien: What the heck is happening to this anime...

*The Continuation of Episode 3 ~ Secrets revealed...*
--------Condemed for Demolition, We are sorry for the inconvinience this may cause you-----------

Next week(or tomorrow): The personalities of the characs. will switch, watch as Kumi becomes yoda, Kasumi a dude from braveheart, and Yuri as.... Drum Roll please... A PSYCHIATRIST!!!

*SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, cattleco kolfo takes on chuckles the rabbit on a hardcore crash-bang monster truck fight finale at midnight!!! BE THERE AT LUNAR STADIUM AT THE MOON!! Special commentators, everyone's worst enemy, YELLOW KNIFE, THE borgs and Pink Knife(Cousin of Y.Knife)...this commercial has been brought to by Megumi's Borgs, want to kill aliens? then buy your very own borg now!!!!
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I friggin love you. <3<3<3<3<3<3
You don't mean that do you? wait, let me rephrase that... Please tell me that's not true...

Author:  Dreamland_Kris [ Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:25 pm ]
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LMAO :cheer:

Author:  Kumi-chan [ Sun Jun 26, 2005 6:35 am ]
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ROFL this is so hillarous :cheer:

Author:  Jinshen [ Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:11 pm ]
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You know, Hitoshi Tomizawa could use you for any of his fanfiction sections in his manga. XD Probably scare off all the kids reading it though... ^^

Author:  Zucchini [ Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:10 pm ]
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I friggin love you. <3<3<3<3<3<3
You don't mean that do you? wait, let me rephrase that... Please tell me that's not true...
Of course I do, in a totally platonic way :D

Author:  Kumi-chan [ Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:51 am ]
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i see....

Author:  Ordos [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:49 am ]
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Mental Block, Writer's Block... it's coming to me....

Author:  Kumi-chan [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:51 am ]
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i hope you get out of that writers block XD

Author:  Ordos [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:04 am ]
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I can't, all I can think about is a stupid map!

Author:  Dreamland_Kris [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:05 am ]
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The blocks will pass and Ordos will again make us fall out of our chairs with laughter.
(hey, kumi-chan! your a fused hybrid!! congrats! :cheer: )

Author:  Ordos [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:07 am ]
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Oh yeah! CONGRATULATIONS Kumi-chan! A fused hybrid! Go kick so alien butt! :confetti:

:xmas: :xmas2:
Borg: Hey Ordos! It's still a long shot til X-mas!

Author:  Kumi-chan [ Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:49 pm ]
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alright! XD

Author:  CCMars [ Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:42 am ]
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Oh yeah! CONGRATULATIONS Kumi-chan! A fused hybrid! Go kick so alien butt! :confetti:

:xmas: :xmas2:
Borg: Hey Ordos! It's still a long shot til X-mas!
But some stores and tv channels celebrate Christmas in July. =P

Author:  Kumi-chan [ Sun Jul 03, 2005 4:27 pm ]
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Oh yeah! CONGRATULATIONS Kumi-chan! A fused hybrid! Go kick so alien butt! :confetti:

:xmas: :xmas2:
Borg: Hey Ordos! It's still a long shot til X-mas!
But some stores and tv channels celebrate Christmas in July. =P
lol how true XD

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