THE WRONG DAY YURI SAYS HER TRUE FEELING ABOUT KUMI!!!
This first spoof starts in the scene where kumi and yuri was attacking Y. Knife and Kasumi appeared and....
(Uhm.. If I spell something wrong or my grammar is bad, I'm sorry... I sometimes make big mistakes...)
>Kumi: K... Kasumi...
*Sonic Attack*
>Kumi: AAAH!
(Kasumi stranggles kumi)
>Kumi: kasumi... you're being controlled by yellow knife... fight it... you have free will... see, it says so right here in the script.
>Kasumi: Free will... I .... have free will, free, will... nope, not enough free will, yellow knife is tough you know...
>Kumi's Borg: Kumi, I will kill kasumi...
>Kumi: no, don't kill kasumi, I don't want anyone to die anymore, no more deaths... no more, yuri, please, help...
>Kumi's Borg: but kumi, kasumi is... wait, why do all of your names end in "I"s anyway?
>Yuri: It's destiny...
>Kumi: Yuri...
>Yuri: Kumi...
>Kumi: Yuri...
>Yuri: Kumi... I LOVE YOU!!!
>Kumi, kasumi, kumi's borg, yuri's borg, yellow knife: YOU WHAT!?!
>Yuri: I can't hold it any longer, I LOVE YOU!?!
>Kumi: Oh. God… did the attack on you by those boys brainwashed you or something?
>Yuri: you don’t understand do you kumi, I LOOVE YOUU!!!, I wanna have your babies! Will you be my girlfriend?
>Kumi: kasumi,can you take 5?
>Kasumi: yeah sure, it’s my break anyway…
>Kumi don’t you want to wear some clothes or somethin’?
>Kasumi: Nah, I’m ok, it’s a hundred degrees here anyway.
>Kumi: Freak…
(kumi approaches yuri)
>Kumi: I know that puberty hits you at this age already, but, those hormones of yours infected your brain…
>Yuri: I love you…
>Kumi: shut up and let me speak… Yuri, a girl loving another girl is not right…
>Yuri: It’s alright with me…
>Kumi: Look, there’s the boy that attacked you, love him! Not me!
>Yuri: you know you’re cute when you’re getting angry.
>Kumi: *Japanese Profanities*
>Yellow Knife: I’ve always wondered how food turns too poo…
>Kumi: *Even more Japanese profanities*
>Yellow Knife: Uh, guys… could we get on with the episode already, I’ve been practicing my speech and I want to say my lines-
>Kumi: ALRIGHT! FIIIINE! Say your so called speech already! Hey Kasumi!
>Kasumi: yeah, yeah…
(Yuri hugs kumi tight)
>Yuri: oh, kumi, kumi, kumi, kumi…
>Yuri’s Borg: Yuri’s gone “loko”
>Yellow Knife: Yep, hey, have you ever wondered how food turns to poo?
>Yuri’s Borg: come to think of it, I never did wonder… HOW DOES FOOD TURN TO POO?
>Principal: Megumi? What’s wrong?
>Megumi: I don’t know, I have this sudden urge to tell my students how food turns to poo…
>Kumi: get away from me! Kasumi! Strangle me now!
>Kasumi: you’ve done it now yuri, you ticked kumi off…
>Yuri: no matter what anyone says, I still love kumi! Isn’t she cute!
>Kasumi, kumi’s borg, yuri’s borg: what a freak
>Yellow knife: *speech* *exdplodes*
>Kumi: Direc! Can I go already!
>Director: we haven’t done the kumi dies scene yet…
>Kumi: mom… yeah… um, we got to fight a huge alien, we won, I got strangled by my naked friend, and… A girl’s in love with me
>Kumi’s mom: WHAT!?! *Japanese Profanities*, *Loads more of Japanese profanities*, come home now! I’m gonna hunt that girl, I don’t want my baby girl to be in a relationship with a gender confused girl!
>Kumi: Ok, but me and the girl are handcuffed together and she ate the key….
>Kumi”s mom: *Unknown language profanities*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Yuri: I got you, kumi, how about a big hug?
>Kumi: I can’t take this anymore I’m gonna die, alien attack or no alien attack!
>Director: KUMI! NO! DON’T!
(Kumi takes a grenade, pulls the pin and…)
>Kumi: KAMIKAZEE!!!
*Rebirth song*
>Alien that supposes to attack kumi: I still get payed right?
(Meanwhile)
>Kasumi: I love this job… anything could happen here…
>Kasumi’s Borg: Kasumi, now that you have fused with that yellow knife, what do you want to do with me?
>Kasumi: [Maniachally] You’re my pet… NYA…..
>Kasumi’s borg: Oh, great…
>Mr. T.: What about the food turns to poo scene fool!?