Well, actually I've seen my friends play it, but I never tried it so I didn't learn the rules. I've played Super Smash Bros and Donkey Kong, but I don't think those count.

By the way, what's a goomba?

Hey, there are four giant mushrooms here. I guess we're supposed to eat them.

http://images.google.com/images?q=goomb ... art=0&sa=N

There are a bunch of pictures here of a goomba.

Cool*eats mushroom and grows* Yes, get over here goomba.*jumps on goomba and it dies*

((Well, now I know how you feel about not having Emulators. But I looked up Super Mario Bros on google and found a Wikipedia article that help me learn about the game.))

Hey, what about those weird turtle things running around? *jumps on one and it hides in its shell, than kicks at a Goomba.* And Kumi-Chan can use her fireball power up on the others.

Hehe this is so cool

Borg: I don't feel so good *opens mouth and fire comes out* oh my...

O_O woah..my borg is affected as well..

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Lets all get behind Kumi-chan while she torches the bad guys and run to the end.

This is fun! *follows behind Kumi-Chan as she destroys everything in their path.* But hey, in every video game I've played, there's always a big boss at the end of the level.

Yeah, you're right *the party crashes into something* Oh my gawd, it's Bowser!*Bowser lets out a fire ball and it hits Kumi-chan causing her to lose her fire powers* Bowser you will be defeated *starts jumping on him like a mad man until Bowser knocks me down* Stupid Bowser looks like I'll have to use my backpack that can hold infinite amounts of stuff from the 1st role play*pulls out a fire hose equiped with it's own water supply and sprays Bowser across the floor*

Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies and his guts fly everywhere*

Hey wait! Wasn't this NOT supposed to happen in Mario? Now I have Bowser all over me!

Borg: Hey easy come easy go Kumi-chan. It could be worse..

I guess you're right Borg..but now what?

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Now that we have beat this game we move on to the next game.*everyone starts to fade away* Here we go!

Amazon: Oh gross! This reminds me of the time the alien exploded on Yuri.
*The next game is Pokemon. The place is a laboratory.*
Amazon: Oh, I know this game!
Proffesor Oak: Now which of the three staring Pokemon do you want? We have Charmander, the fire type, Squirtle, the water type, and Bulbasuar the grass type.
Amazon: I want Charmander!

Squirtle for me! I always played Blue version with a Squirtle

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Amazon: Than that means Kamikaze gets Bulbasaur, as he is the only one left.

Freddrick: What about me? I want a Pikachu!

Proffesor Oak: *He freaks out as he sees Freddrick.* What is that behind you? That's either a giant drill monster or some new species of Pokemon! Capture it for me!

*Aids run out with nets and pokeballs.*

No wait! Freddrick here is an alien friend of ours and-

Professor Oak: What! Alien!

Kamikaze: Pokemon thing whatever! He's with us so you can't have him.*looks at pokeball* Cool, I got Bulbasaur.

Well let's go! We have alot of Pokemon to catch and alot of battles to face. Are you up for it Squirtle?

Squirtle: Squirtle Squirt!! (You bet I am!)

Then let's head off! Thank you for the Pokemon Professor!

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Okay! Let's start by going through that long field of grass over there. I bet it leads to the next town and is filled with Pokemon to catch.

*Three rattata fight over an apple that a trainer dropped.*

Perfect! Each of us can take one!

Freddrick: I can just use my drills to weaken them if you want.

No, we need to train our Pokemon. Go, Charmander! Ember attack!

Charmander: Chaaar!