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PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2006 11:18 pm 
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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMAZON!!!!! Do you like aliens too?! Oh, I forgot, I found...

*Mars is about to slap ragen when the landlady walks in*

Uh...

IT"S ALL THE ALIEN'S FUALT!!!

Do you people need a psychiatrist? Keep it down!

Well, that's a relief! She didn't notice the...

And Mars...PAY FOR THE FREAKING DOOR, YOU IDIOT!!!
"I PAY FOR THE FREAKING DOOR?" Mars shouted back. "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESTROYED IT, RAGEN, YOU PAY FOR IT!"

Thankfully for the both of them, the phone rang. Mars motioned for everyone to be quiet and picked up the reciever. "Hello?"

"Do you have Yuri in a can?" A rough voice crackled through the other end.

Mars blinked before answering. "Who is this?"

"THEN YOU BETTER LET HER OUT!" shouted the voice (obviously a Borg), followed by a cackle of laughter and a dialtone. Mars hung up and turned to her friends.

"Anybody know a borg who is most likely to make prank phone calls?"

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"Mars, don't you have caller ID?"


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"No," Mars sighed. "I'm broke. I can't afford it."

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"Ms. Hisakawa says that Borg that keeps prank calling us is actually a 8th generation Borg with nothing better to do. Annoying, but harmless."


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I almost got fused with one of those, but before it could my borg saved me. I'm still not fused but I don't mind it. It's better for me this way. I have a scar on my arm to proove it. Anyway I have some new files we need to check and submit to the council. If we don't get it in time it could mean our jobs @_@

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That sounds scary, but at least you made it out okay. Thanks for helping with the important paperwork. Do you think that 8th generation Borg who keeps calling us and hanging around the city could become a problem? For all we know, it's looking for more humans to fuse with.


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"New files?" Mars asked. "What are they?"

{{Um, what format are we using for this roleplay? @_@}}

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{Everyone is just using whatever they feel like. I don't care, as long as it can be understood.}


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That's what I think, we might have an epidemic like the last time with the Yellow Knife and the Black Knife so we should be very cautious.

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"You're right. Should we investigate those older generation Borgs? They might be making fake calls to people and than fooling them into going into a place where they can be forced to fuse in secret. C'mon Kumi-Chan, surely that is more important than paperwork? Which reminds me, if Mars is broke, where are we going to get money to pay for that door? Maybe they'll pay us to take care of the aliens."


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Don't worry I got it covered anyway let's go to the sighting of the 8th generation borg!

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"I think it is somewhere in the city. Let's use your naviwatch to locate it," suggests Amazon. "What the heck? This watch indicates that the 8th generation Borg is...right above our apartment!"
As soon as Amazon says this, a drill blasts a hole in the ceiling and carves a hole in it. The 8th generation Borg jumps down.
"So, we meet again Kumi-Chan." ((It's the one that tried to fuse with her before.))
"Man, Mars is going to kill us when she sees that hole in the ceiling..." Amazon says.


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Yes but this time, I won't loose! Eat tear gas! *throws the bomb* run!

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*Everyone exits the apartment as fast as possible.*
"But now there is tear gas all over the apartment," says Amazon.
"Wait, Kumi-Chan, stop!" she yells.
*An army of older generation Borgs are waiting for them outside.*
"You've both fallen right into our trap!" they say.


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All of a sudden Kamikaze decides to post here and save the day.
Kamikaze: Alright you scum prepare to di- I mean serverly hurt!*Kamikaze has a bat in hand and his borg on* Oh, and hi everyone I just moved next door so I'm your new neighbor.

8th generation borgs: Attack!*shoots drills at Kamikaze*

Kamikaze: *blocks their drills with his drills and while doing so moves closer to hit them with the bat* Just what till I get over there!


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