Megumi: I can't lie to you anymore my son. They're not dreams. They're real.

Ryoma: I don't understand!? wheres dad!?
Akiho: (eating popcorn and offers some to Kumi) Popcorn?

Kumi: -Smacks it away- This is no time for eating!
Yuri: It's awful! Absolutely awful!
Kasumi: -Eats the popcorn with a fake smile-
Megumi: We got divorced after I signed a contract consenting to do a series of lab treatments on you.
Naomi: Tell it like it is!
Megumi: Okay, experiments.

Ryoma: WHAT!?
Kumi:...Um didnt you say Ryoma killed his father in his insanity?
Ryoma: WHAT!?

Megumi: Oh yeah, I neglected to mention that...
Naomi: He's not going to take this well...
Kumi: Well what did you expect!

Ryoma: I feel pain, the kind that never gose away.
Kumi: Oh it will.
Ryoma: Huh?
Ryoma's Borg: Yes my clear mind is but temporary unfortinantly.
Ryoma: THERES A ALIEN ON MY HEAD!!!!

Kasumi: It's okay, it's a nice alien!
Naomi: They're on our side!
Yuri: There's no such thing as nice aliens...
Yuri's Borg: That hurts my feelings Yuri.

Ryoma: What wa...
Ryoma's Borg: Here it com-dHGFK!?
Ryoma:...HI RALFS!!!!

Kumi: His Borg's starting to lose his mind again, that's a sure sign the old Ryoma's coming back.
Kasumi: Welcome back, Ryoma!
Yuri: Someone please hide me.
Naomi: Will we ever be able to tell him the whole story?

Akiho: I don't think so.
Ryoma: Probly not! yousa can tell me insted!

Kumi: Quit talking like Jar Jar Binks!
Naomi: Why bother, you already know.
Kumi: And you won't care.

Ryoma: Yes I am the one true fighter! I o what I want!
Kumi: Wa-
Ryoma: (hit's her) Shut up, I'm the one true fighter, you can't tell me what to do (censered).
Yuri: Ryoma swared
Ryoma: Shut it! I do what I want!
Megumi: Ryoma just com down!
Ryoma: Now I'm a Jedi! use the goddamn force!
Kumi: Ryoma you-
Ryoma: Now I'm a plain! away!(runs off).

Kasumi: It's okay, the Alien Nine anime is for ages 13 and up! And the manga is for ages 16 and up!
Naomi: But we're in sixth grade...
Kumi: Who cares! Somebody catch Ryoma before he hurts someone!
Yuri: But he might use the force on us...

(just to say Ryoma's last crazy outburst was based on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9gxo2G1aWY )
Megumi: Theres no force! he's just crazy!
Akiho: And a idiot, a pervert, a jerk, a drug addict, a-
Megumi: Cut it out! he's not any of those other things, he is just crazy!

Kumi: Stop making excuses for him!
Kasumi: I thought we would be chasing aliens around the school, not lunatics!
Naomi: Well at least summer break is almost here!
-Scream-