Amber: (Trying to clean her glasses.) Who the heck is that? Are we even still on Earth!? What do you mean "eye stocks!?"

Naomi: Hi, did somebody call for backup? What's this about, "eye stocks?"

Ryouma: (transforms into his normal self but with tentacles on his back restraining father and looks at Naomi)...Who are you?

My name is Naomi. Haven't we met before? I'm an Alien Fighter from Elementary School Seven and this is my Borg: . We haven't fused yet.

Amber: (Puts her glasses back on.) School seven? . . . How many Alien Parties are there?

Ryouma:...Nope, can't say we ever have, hey what's this?(picks up a book that fell out of a portal).

Father: Grr, you fool! Give that to me imediantly!

Ryouma:...Hmmm...nope!(rips the book apart and suddenly the portals start going even more crazy).

Father: You fool! Do you realize what you have done!?

Ryouma:...Yes!...no wait(shrugs).

Father: Realitie is callasping! Either everything will be destroyed or tons of universes within a certainet range will merge and become one super universe! You've practically doomed us!

Ryouma: You're welcome .

(the portals continue going insane).

Amber: D-destroyed?! (Jumps as a portal opens near by.) Ryouma, wh-what did you do!?

Naomi: Well, Kasumi, Kumi, and Yuri go to elementary school nine. I think there might be eleven of them at least...
Naomi's Borg: No time to explain! The portals!

Kumi: I don't know what he's done, but he probably made things worse as usual.

Kasumi: Nyah! -she tries use her own drills to free Ryoma's father-

Amber: Well, I go to school nine as well, but I didn't think . . . (Sees Kumi and Kasumi working, starts thinking that maybe helping is a better idea.)

Amber: Kumi, Kasumi! Where have you guys been!? (Runs over to help.)

-Kasumi tries to untangle the tentacles gripping Ryoma's father with her drills-

Yuri: Are you sure this is a good idea?

(Father's not Ryouma's father, he's the same kind of monstrosity as Mother, only more dragon-like and male, and alot smaller).

(the portals go crazy and everyone is back in the Alien Nine world and the portals are gone).

Akiho: What happened?

Kumi: I think Ryouma broke the universe or something...

Ryouma: You bet your sweet biffy I did.

Kumi: (punches Ryouma).

A voice: *Grrrrr*.

(they turn to see Tatsuo pull himself out of some rubble).

Yuri: AHHH That thing!

Naomi: How did you defeat him last time?
Kasumi: NYAAAH! -uses sonic waves on him-

-In addition to that, because of the distortion, the team notices they are all standing upside-down, on the ceiling or in the sky, but they aren't falling down.-

Yuri: This is weird!
Naomi: Am I dreaming?
Kumi: Why don't we fall?

Tatsuo: Grr, stupid humans!
Ryouma: Phone books!
Yuri: Um...what?
Ryouma: Hey, where's Ami?
Kumi: Don't know, could be anywhere.
Kasumi: Hey, whered those wierd guys with the monsters and stuff who were with us go.
Kumi: You mean the Pokemon trainer and the Digimon tamers, and I don't know or care where they went.

(Amber looks down.)

Amber: Waagh! What the?! What's keeping us up?

Yuri: I don't know. I kind of wish they'd come back. -she blushes a little-
Naomi: At least we're safe from Tatsuo up here.
Kasumi: Whee! I can walk in the air!
Kumi: It's the distorted reality that's causing this. Ryoma made the normal laws of physics no longer apply!