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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:20 am 
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Oh yeah! CONGRATULATIONS Kumi-chan! A fused hybrid! Go kick so alien butt! :confetti:

:xmas: :xmas2:
Borg: Hey Ordos! It's still a long shot til X-mas!


But some stores and tv channels celebrate Christmas in July. =P


What? Why? I thought the real X-mas is March 1 cause it sez hir in a buk dat....(blah blah blah).

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READY TO ROCK 'N ROLL!!! CHARGED UP AND READY, ANOTHER SPOFF SCRIPT DONE AND READY TO BE READ! NOW IF ONLY I COULD FIND A WAY TO EDIT D PICS TO REALLY MAKE IT A SPOOF...

THE SCENE: EPISODE - BATTLE AT THE ROOF - LET'S SPICE THINGS UP....

-----WARNING: SOME SCENES IN THIS SCRIPT MAY CONTAIN MAT'LS THAT CAN REALLY OFFEND SOME READERS, PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVICED-------
Yuri: Kumi! don't be scared....
Kumi: Right...
Kasumi: Don't do it Kumi!
Kumi: What? the...

--- AND THEN, HELL HAPPENS----
Please not the following personality changes of the characters below:
Yellow Knife becomes Pink Knife(U'll find out soon y...), Yuri is the world's worst psychiatrist, Kasumi is just one disturbed little girl, and Kumi is a girl obssessed w/ poetry and songs...

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*Then another alien drops from d sky nd squashed YK into a mushy pulp... Kasumi went flying through d roof(she still has her clothes on of course, U dirty pervert!) she drops to d ground(half-controlled by YK) then...

>Pink Knife (Let's call IT PK): I am PK, I am hir to control d world... Humans... it is now the 16th day of your 16th month of your 16th year, prepare for your judgement!
>Yuri: 16th month? LOL, could someone check his calendar!
>Kumi: I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time Everything is 3D blasphemy My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up This is not the way I pictured me I CAN'T CONTROL MY SHAKES! How the hell did I get here? Something about this, so very wrong... I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this Is it a dream or a memory?
>PK: What's wrong w/ ur frend der?
>Yuri: She's always lyk dat, it is bcoz of d physiological and astrological factors dat afect d well-being of d people n aliens, benevolently, d massacre on which I made in d alien storage is an ex...
>PK: Wat? ur confusing me...(echo: me... me... me... hmmm, that's strange, why is it so echoey inisde my head? head...? head...? monkey monkey monkey... monkey... monkey... cool... cool.. cool...) Ok, now I shall contro--- excuse me? are you chewing gum!? *Gasp* that is so rude!! Spit it out! spit it out now!
>Kumi's Borg: Tsk.... what a Kill joy...
>Kasumi: yes.... I can see the bloodthristy aliens landing on d earth now... In this world that we call earth, is full of darkness, corroding our minds!!Yuri, I shall tell u d pain and torure I hav sin and endured through d yrs. like when I saw a victim of homicide, for ex. as I slowly skewered her-
>Yuri: Kasumi, pls stop, ur sadistic state can't possibly comprehend w/ my high intellect naming w/ an I.Q. of 231...
>Kasumi: but... I hav'nt told u, about d screeching maggots of doom...
>Yuri: ders screeching maggots of doom...? I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. *Kumi slaps Yuri in the face* Thank you... I can't take this anymore...
*Some weird spine groves went out of PKs body...*
>PK's ASSISSTANT: ALL hail PK, ruler of humans, his or her words are the law...
>PK: Haha!! wait what? HIS OR HER? CAN't you tell?!?
>Kumi's Borg: Kumi, I will kill PK, BORGMON DIGIVOLVES!!! TO-
>Kumi: Borg, ur not a digimon...
>Kumi's Borg: tsk.... am I not really going to digivolve my whole lyf...?
>PK: ENOUGH!!! I WILL KIL OL OF U!!!
>KUMI: I've bin told u've bin warned 2 stop d hatred u hav spawned, d qualms u hav r stupid, by dis movement manifest, PK, I'll put u 2 d test, yet u fail now d blind follows u will burn in hell w/ u...
>PK: Stop singing!!! Hmph!! I know your weakness... IT's... SUPER TOILET!!!
>Kumi: NO!!! NOT SUPER TOILET! THE MEMORIES! THE HORROR! THE DEMONIC FLUSHING! OH THE HUMANITY!
>Kasumi: And As I runned over d alien over, and over, and over again, I laughed psychotically... Then I-
>PK: What do you say? You really are disturbed...
>YUri:I can't believe I spend time fighting aliens whose grammar are of a hippo...
>Yuri: U now PK, u shud try Yoga, It helps on d flow of ur energy, it makes u fil relax, it is because of ur brutal state that helps on d hellenetical attributes on d-
>PK: ND U!!! STOp GIVING LAME ADVICES TO US!!!
>Yuri: LAME!!!! -_- !!!! I'm gonna kick ur a-
>PK: Oh crap... I'm gonna DEAD...
>Principal: Megumi? What's wrong...
>Megumi *staring at the crater where YK landed*: I don't know, I feel some kind of... disturbance...
>Kasumi: u shudn;t hav ticked her off, now she is psycotic, just like me, nyahahahahaha!!!
>Yuri: BORG!!!! FULL ANNTAENNAE DRILL ASSAULT!!!!
*And at an instant PK was killed(not to mention brutally), The mission was accomplished, they went home and hav a milk bash...(Duh! they can't hav a beer bash they're only kids fo cryin' out loud!!!) Oh, the Kumi dies scene here's what happened...
>Yuri: Why Kumi? Why? Why haven't you still given the 5000 Yen you owed me...?
>Kumi:broken this fragile thing now and i cant i cant pick up the pieces and i thrown my words all around
but i cant i cant give you a reason i feel so broken up (so broken up)and i give up (i give up)i just want to tell you so you know...
>Yuri:Kumi!? You're alive... Medic!! She's alive! Oh, KUMI! Kiss me!!---
>Kumi: :?: Your really are a lesbian...
>Yuri: It's my God-given right to be homosexual... get used to it...
>Kumi: eww....
>Kumi: PK, there's blood on ur stool....

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EPISODE 1 - D VERY 1ST SCENE
Kid: Otani, Otani, Otani, Otani, Otani, Otani, Otani, Otani, Otani, Otani... Otani... O..ta..ni... O...tan...i... O..tan..i... O...tan..i... O..tan...i... ...
Yuri: Oh, great, my time mechine's on d fritz again... *Yuri taps her time machine...*

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EPISODE 3 _ D CUTEST THING U'VE EVER SEEN...

*As Kumi hugs Yuri tightly...*
Kumi: Yuri, we'll always be together, cause we're friends
Kumi:(Oh yeah... I still got it)
Yuri:(she'll fall for me anyday....)
Yuri: Um, Kumi...
Kumi: Yeah?
Yuri: Wen r u gonna stop?
Kumi: about a couple of minutes more...
Yuri: U do know dat we'll eventually starve... or u'll choke me 2 death...
Kumi: eh...
Yuri: (In a chocking voice) Kumi... stop it... ur killin' me... can't... breath... *cough*
Kumi: oopss... my bad...

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Last edited by Ordos on Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:57 am, edited 1 time in total.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:11 am 
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ROFLOL XD funny!

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*busts out laughing* awesome job Ordos!


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Excuse me, there has been some modification on the last SPOOF(Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:07 am[This is based on the GUEST TIME) *Added some lines to the script to make the script funnier for your reading enjoyement...*

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I read it again XD

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nice one Orodos XD

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*crowns Ordos Supreem Ruler of Alien 9 SPOOFS* :)


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Dreamland_Kris wrote:
*crowns Ordos Supreem Ruler of Alien 9 SPOOFS* :)


Aww.. ain't that heart-warming, thank you... (though I still have writer's block, dang, I gotta watch SNL much more...)

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:59 am 
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lmao XD this is so funny!!!! ^^

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you guys are right. I'd pay to see that put into anime!


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Wow, people still read this stuff, sorry everyone, I won't do spoofs of alien9 anymore.
Recently I watched Alien9 again and then my heart still got those friggin' chills, and from that day I've taken alien9 more seriously, like a lesson. Sorry...

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:25 am 
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Ordos wrote:
Wow, people still read this stuff, sorry everyone, I won't do spoofs of alien9 anymore.
Recently I watched Alien9 again and then my heart still got those friggin' chills, and from that day I've taken alien9 more seriously, like a lesson. Sorry...


It's Ok. It was fun while it lasted. ^^


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yeah, i have a serious side to it, too...and i was going to write one... ~_~;


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ragen45 wrote:
yeah, i have a serious side to it, too...and i was going to write one... ~_~;


Go ahead ragen45, If you want to write one then write one, nobody's going to stop you.

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