Alien 9 / Alien Nine Forum :: ALIEN 9 SPOOFS! (Possible Spoilers)

Total pwnage, Zucchini! What a ingenious person you are!

I wouldn't even be able to think of any of those stuff.

lol, rofl, lmao, roflmao, lmaorof, ect.

-The truth about love.-

Yuri: *sobbing in Kumi's arms* And...and then there was this creepy shadow that looked like a zombie and..Oh Kumi, it was just horrible! *rubs her face in Kumi's chest*

Kumi: *pats Yuri's back* That sounds horrible.

Kasumi: I don't understand how you can like someone who cries so much Kumi...

Kumi: *looks to Kasumi* *pops out earplugs* Hmm? You say something Kasumi?

-Pop culture meets alien hunting.-

Kumi: *standing atop Yellow Knife* Yuri, there's something I've always wanted to show you* *smiles warmly* Come here Yuri.

Yuri: A-Alright Kumi...what is it...? *timidly walks up to Kumi*

*Kumi grabs Yuri suddenly and holds her up, Yuri screams and Kumi smiles happily*

Kumi: I'm the king of the WORLD!!!

Yuri* *holding arms out and sobbing* TT^TT Oh great, another reason to hate that movie!

-My fandom is better than YOUR fandom.-
Kasumi: Nya..... *smiling blissfully while reading a suspicious manga*

Yuri: What's that you're reading...?

*Kumi looks at the front cover* *Her eyes suddenly widen and a nosebleed starts with a burst* *she covers her nose and runs away*

Kasumi: >:D *shows Yuri* *Yuri blushes bright red then passes out*

Kasumi: *obviously reading a shoujo-ai hentai* Yuri x Kumi is my OTP!

Id post more crap but I've got crepes to cook

I'M READY TO ROCK AND ROLL, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I LOGGED IN THE FORUM!!!

ALIEN 9 ~ EPISODE 3 ~ SECRETS REVEALED!!!

Megumi: Well, I've got to ressurect you borgs somehow...
*Then she does that boil the borgs thing and the borgs are like...*
BORGS: Look at us, weeee!!! all spinny and such!
Megumi: (I didn't know they're still alive...)
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Yuri's mom: Get up yuri, you're friends are waiting for you, you're gonna go to kasumi's summer house...
*a moment later...*
Miyu, Kumi, and Kasumi: Hey!
*Yuri has that happy-sad face*
*After some short scenes later*
Miyu: yeah! we're almost there... hey Yuri... huh? YURI!?! KASUMI! YURI FELL OFF THE BOAT!!!
Yuri: I'm drowning! I'm drowning!
Kasumi: um, you do know that we're already at the shore?
YurI: um, yeah... I ment to do that...
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Kumi: Thank you for having us!
Yuri: Thank you for having us!
Miyu:Thank you for ha... OWWWW!!! someone just hit me with a pole!
Miyu: well, we'll have a picture taking first on the day when we went to Kasumi's Summer house!!!
*A freaky, creepy music*
Kumi: Uh, where's that music coming from...
Kasumi's granny: I have no idea.... vlaaa....
Kumi: O..K....
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Kumi: So kasumi, do you always take your vacations here?
Kasumi: Yeah, with my big brother...
Miyu: Hey, you guys, come check this out!
*Miyu pulls the curtain*
Kumi and Yuri: Wow! BEAUTIFUL!!!
Kasumi: VLAAA!!! THE SUN!!! I'm melting!!
Kumi: what?
Kasumi: I mean I'm just gonna go get some glasses... VLAA...
Yuri: VLAA?
Kasumi: I mean NYa!
*kasumi walks away*
Kasumi: NYAHAHA!!
Kumi: woah, freaky. I never knew kasumi would do that evil laugh thing...
Kasumi: NYAHAHA!!
Yuri: Yeah, me too...
Kasumi: NYAHAHA!!
Kasumi: NYAHAHA!!
Kasumi: NYAHAHA-ACK!!
Miyu: You wanna give lozenges to Kasumi?
Yuri: I'll do it...
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*THE BEACH*
Kumi: HEY, YURI!!! COME'ON!!!
Miyu: Kasumi why don't you go under the sun?
Kasumi: no thanks, I'll just sit here
Miyu: Ok, come'on yuri, the water's great!
Yuri: You guys crazy!? I can't go out that far!
*Yuri got hit with a wave and she started drowning, again....*
Kumi: YURI!? YURI!? OH, NO YURI'S IN TROUBLE!!!
*Bay Watch theme*
Kumi: Yuri I'll save you!!
*Eventually, kumi saves yuri from drowning then...*
Miyu: Yuri!
Kasumi: no let Kumi and yuri alone, they're going to get lovvy-duvvy anyway...
*That night*
Miyu: I'm worried they've been in the beach for a long time already...
Kasumi: You're right, They have been gone for a long time...
Kumi and Yuri: We're back!
Miyu: Yuri! Kumi!
Kasumi: So what happened?
Kumi: Oh I applied CPR on Yuri for the last 3 hrs..

Yuri:

Kasumi: You guys are sick...
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*The next day*
Kumi: Kasumi, I've been wondering... Last night I felt like I was being stepped on...
Kasumi: Oh, you didn't know? This summer house is haunted!!!
Kumi: H...Haunted??
Kasumi: Yeah, this room used to be a gateway for soldires in the past wars and they all died at the same time right there where, you were sleeping in... basically, you've been constantly being stepped on by ghost soldiers...
Kumi: AAAAAHHHH!
Yuri: Kumi, I never heard you screamed before... Wait, you mean to tell me that you're afraid of ghost!
Kumi: No, No I'm not...
Yuri: there's a ghost soldire behind you...
Kumi: AAAAAHHHH!!!
Yuri: GOTCHA!!! Oh, man I can't believe Kumi's afraid of ghosts!!!!
Kumi: WELL WHAT ABOUT YOU!!!? HUH? YOU'RE AFRAID OF THOSE ALIENS!!!
*Girl fight*
Kasumi: Now I've got you all in my clutches!!! NYAHAHA!! VLAAHAHA!
Miyu: Kasumi? YOU're a vampire!!!?!
Kasumi: Isn't it obvious? The Red eyes, the sharp pointy fangs, and the uncontrolable state of saying NYA EVERY MINUTE OF MY UNDEAD LIFE!?!?!

Kumi: NOOOOOO!!!
Yuri: Kumi, wake up, you're having a nightmare!
*........ got nothin' to say*
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Abrupt ending? well that's how it's supposed to be, tune in next week for EPISODE 3 part 2!
Watch out for the next Spoofs and the Spoofs of other members!

Yuri:

Author:	Ordos [ Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:58 am ]
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Got some more SPPOFS and some unexpected quotes.... Quotes: 1.)Kumi's Mom: Dude, like thanks to the narcaliptic action of my computer, I feel like I'm in heaven... 2.)Yuri: hmmm... a website about me, kumi, and kasumi? what's this? pictures of us.. oh gawd, I'M BEING STALKED!!! 3.)Kasumi: Of all the aliens I have to fuse with, it had to be Yellow Knife, My hair now looks like 2 popsicles 4.)Kumi: A website about us huh, cool.... Oh, I have fans! much cooler... 5.)Yuri: I've always wanted to cosplay Yellow knife, he's cute 6.)Kumi: I've always wanted to cosplay Yuri, she's cute 7.)Kasumi: I've always wanted to cosplay my big brother, he's a hunk! 8.)Megumi: I hate this year's party, a crybaby, a girl who's constantly being killed like that dude on south park, and a happy-go-lucky girl who always say "nya..." WAZZUP WIDDAT!?!?! (sorry if I insulted your favorite character) 9.)Kumi: another website, oooh pictures, what? I'm gonna die again, this always happens to me... 10.)Yuri: I wonder if blues clues is on... 11.)Kasumi: How come we're the only people in the whole world with huge blobby faces, no nose, and big ears... It's like we're some kind of freak human experiments or something... WAZZUP WIDDAT!?! "Megumi: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!" More Alien9 SPOOFS! Yellow Knife: You're alone, You're alone, You're alone... Kumi: (cires)... hey! who put these onions next to me!?! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Megumi: Your assaults won't work on me Yellow Knife, cause I know I am not alone... Yellow Knife: hmm... well I can still blast your brains out with my sonic attacks right? Megumi: oh boy... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kumi: WATCH OUR ACTION PACKED 2nd SEASON! As we eliminate the evil cavity causing alien bacteria by toothbrushing 24/7 straight! using our ever-powerful stainless steel toothbrushes! Kasumi: ow, I just incised my gums! Kumi: See, go and watch now! DVD costs only 10 dallas, dollars... It's full of ACTION, DRAMA, INSANE ALIEN BACTERIA, AND DENTAL HYGEINE DELUXE! Megumi: You guys, there has been an alien bacteria landing! they're invading the mouths of the students! hurry and brush the teec\th of your classmates! Kasumi and Yuri: YOU GOT IT DUDE!!! (Warning: Too much flouride in you system can and will rot your teeth like they've never been rotted before(Is THAT THE CORRECT GRAMMAR?).)

Author:	Kumi-chan [ Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:57 pm ]
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lol this is really hilarious!

Author:	Zucchini [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:02 am ]
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-The truth about love.- Yuri: sobbing in Kumi's arms And...and then there was this creepy shadow that looked like a zombie and..Oh Kumi, it was just horrible! rubs her face in Kumi's chest Kumi: pats Yuri's back That sounds horrible. Kasumi: I don't understand how you can like someone who cries so much Kumi... Kumi: looks to Kasumi pops out earplugs Hmm? You say something Kasumi? -Pop culture meets alien hunting.- Kumi: standing atop Yellow Knife Yuri, there's something I've always wanted to show you* smiles warmly Come here Yuri. Yuri: A-Alright Kumi...what is it...? timidly walks up to Kumi Kumi grabs Yuri suddenly and holds her up, Yuri screams and Kumi smiles happily Kumi: I'm the king of the WORLD!!! Yuri* holding arms out and sobbing TT^TT Oh great, another reason to hate that movie! -My fandom is better than YOUR fandom.- Kasumi: Nya..... smiling blissfully while reading a suspicious manga Yuri: What's that you're reading...? Kumi looks at the front cover Her eyes suddenly widen and a nosebleed starts with a burst she covers her nose and runs away Kasumi: >:D shows Yuri Yuri blushes bright red then passes out Kasumi: obviously reading a shoujo-ai hentai Yuri x Kumi is my OTP! Id post more crap but I've got crepes to cook !

Author:	Dreamland_Kris [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:09 am ]
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lol, rofl, lmao, roflmao, lmaorof, ect.

Author:	Jinshen [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:33 am ]
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Total pwnage, Zucchini! What a ingenious person you are! I wouldn't even be able to think of any of those stuff.

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Author:	Zucchini [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:45 am ]
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Quote: Total pwnage, Zucchini! What a ingenious person you are! I wouldn't even be able to think of any of those stuff. >D I'm majoring in smarts ^.^b l337 thumbs up

Author:	CE Yume [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:35 am ]
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Ahh, Kumi! Restrain yourself! ! Lol. =P

Author:	Kumi-chan [ Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:05 am ]
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yea poor Kumi

Author:	Dragon2911 [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:01 pm ]
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Quote: lol, rofl, lmao, roflmao, lmaorof, ect. Like I use to say: dito.

Author:	Dreamland_Kris [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:31 pm ]
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Nice new avatar, Dragon. (it cool )

Author:	Kumi-chan [ Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:14 pm ]
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agreed

Author:	Ordos [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:12 am ]
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I'M READY TO ROCK AND ROLL, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I LOGGED IN THE FORUM!!! ALIEN 9 ~ EPISODE 3 ~ SECRETS REVEALED!!! Megumi: Well, I've got to ressurect you borgs somehow... Then she does that boil the borgs thing and the borgs are like... BORGS: Look at us, weeee!!! all spinny and such! Megumi: (I didn't know they're still alive...) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuri's mom: Get up yuri, you're friends are waiting for you, you're gonna go to kasumi's summer house... a moment later... Miyu, Kumi, and Kasumi: Hey! Yuri has that happy-sad face After some short scenes later Miyu: yeah! we're almost there... hey Yuri... huh? YURI!?! KASUMI! YURI FELL OFF THE BOAT!!! Yuri: I'm drowning! I'm drowning! Kasumi: um, you do know that we're already at the shore? YurI: um, yeah... I ment to do that... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kumi: Thank you for having us! Yuri: Thank you for having us! Miyu:Thank you for ha... OWWWW!!! someone just hit me with a pole! Miyu: well, we'll have a picture taking first on the day when we went to Kasumi's Summer house!!! A freaky, creepy music Kumi: Uh, where's that music coming from... Kasumi's granny: I have no idea.... vlaaa.... Kumi: O..K.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kumi: So kasumi, do you always take your vacations here? Kasumi: Yeah, with my big brother... Miyu: Hey, you guys, come check this out! Miyu pulls the curtain Kumi and Yuri: Wow! BEAUTIFUL!!! Kasumi: VLAAA!!! THE SUN!!! I'm melting!! Kumi: what? Kasumi: I mean I'm just gonna go get some glasses... VLAA... Yuri: VLAA? Kasumi: I mean NYa! kasumi walks away Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Kumi: woah, freaky. I never knew kasumi would do that evil laugh thing... Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Yuri: Yeah, me too... Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Kasumi: NYAHAHA-ACK!! Miyu: You wanna give lozenges to Kasumi? Yuri: I'll do it... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE BEACH Kumi: HEY, YURI!!! COME'ON!!! Miyu: Kasumi why don't you go under the sun? Kasumi: no thanks, I'll just sit here Miyu: Ok, come'on yuri, the water's great! Yuri: You guys crazy!? I can't go out that far! Yuri got hit with a wave and she started drowning, again.... Kumi: YURI!? YURI!? OH, NO YURI'S IN TROUBLE!!! Bay Watch theme Kumi: Yuri I'll save you!! Eventually, kumi saves yuri from drowning then... Miyu: Yuri! Kasumi: no let Kumi and yuri alone, they're going to get lovvy-duvvy anyway... That night Miyu: I'm worried they've been in the beach for a long time already... Kasumi: You're right, They have been gone for a long time... Kumi and Yuri: We're back! Miyu: Yuri! Kumi! Kasumi: So what happened? Kumi: Oh I applied CPR on Yuri for the last 3 hrs.. Yuri: Kasumi: You guys are sick... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The next day Kumi: Kasumi, I've been wondering... Last night I felt like I was being stepped on... Kasumi: Oh, you didn't know? This summer house is haunted!!! Kumi: H...Haunted?? Kasumi: Yeah, this room used to be a gateway for soldires in the past wars and they all died at the same time right there where, you were sleeping in... basically, you've been constantly being stepped on by ghost soldiers... Kumi: AAAAAHHHH! Yuri: Kumi, I never heard you screamed before... Wait, you mean to tell me that you're afraid of ghost! Kumi: No, No I'm not... Yuri: there's a ghost soldire behind you... Kumi: AAAAAHHHH!!! Yuri: GOTCHA!!! Oh, man I can't believe Kumi's afraid of ghosts!!!! Kumi: WELL WHAT ABOUT YOU!!!? HUH? YOU'RE AFRAID OF THOSE ALIENS!!! Girl fight Kasumi: Now I've got you all in my clutches!!! NYAHAHA!! VLAAHAHA! Miyu: Kasumi? YOU're a vampire!!!?! Kasumi: Isn't it obvious? The Red eyes, the sharp pointy fangs, and the uncontrolable state of saying NYA EVERY MINUTE OF MY UNDEAD LIFE!?!?! Kumi: NOOOOOO!!! Yuri: Kumi, wake up, you're having a nightmare! ........ got nothin' to say ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Abrupt ending? well that's how it's supposed to be, tune in next week for EPISODE 3 part 2! Watch out for the next Spoofs and the Spoofs of other members!

Author:	Ordos [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:23 am ]
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Quote: -The truth about love.- Yuri: sobbing in Kumi's arms And...and then there was this creepy shadow that looked like a zombie and..Oh Kumi, it was just horrible! rubs her face in Kumi's chest Kumi: pats Yuri's back That sounds horrible. Kasumi: I don't understand how you can like someone who cries so much Kumi... Kumi: looks to Kasumi pops out earplugs Hmm? You say something Kasumi? -Pop culture meets alien hunting.- Kumi: standing atop Yellow Knife Yuri, there's something I've always wanted to show you* smiles warmly Come here Yuri. Yuri: A-Alright Kumi...what is it...? timidly walks up to Kumi Kumi grabs Yuri suddenly and holds her up, Yuri screams and Kumi smiles happily Kumi: I'm the king of the WORLD!!! Yuri* holding arms out and sobbing TT^TT Oh great, another reason to hate that movie! -My fandom is better than YOUR fandom.- Kasumi: Nya..... smiling blissfully while reading a suspicious manga Yuri: What's that you're reading...? Kumi looks at the front cover Her eyes suddenly widen and a nosebleed starts with a burst she covers her nose and runs away Kasumi: >:D shows Yuri Yuri blushes bright red then passes out Kasumi: obviously reading a shoujo-ai hentai Yuri x Kumi is my OTP! Id post more crap but I've got crepes to cook ! One word... HILARIOUS!!! Great job!

Author:	Zucchini [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:54 pm ]
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Quote: I'M READY TO ROCK AND ROLL, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I LOGGED IN THE FORUM!!! ALIEN 9 ~ EPISODE 3 ~ SECRETS REVEALED!!! Megumi: Well, I've got to ressurect you borgs somehow... Then she does that boil the borgs thing and the borgs are like... BORGS: Look at us, weeee!!! all spinny and such! Megumi: (I didn't know they're still alive...) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuri's mom: Get up yuri, you're friends are waiting for you, you're gonna go to kasumi's summer house... a moment later... Miyu, Kumi, and Kasumi: Hey! Yuri has that happy-sad face After some short scenes later Miyu: yeah! we're almost there... hey Yuri... huh? YURI!?! KASUMI! YURI FELL OFF THE BOAT!!! Yuri: I'm drowning! I'm drowning! Kasumi: um, you do know that we're already at the shore? YurI: um, yeah... I ment to do that... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kumi: Thank you for having us! Yuri: Thank you for having us! Miyu:Thank you for ha... OWWWW!!! someone just hit me with a pole! Miyu: well, we'll have a picture taking first on the day when we went to Kasumi's Summer house!!! A freaky, creepy music Kumi: Uh, where's that music coming from... Kasumi's granny: I have no idea.... vlaaa.... Kumi: O..K.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kumi: So kasumi, do you always take your vacations here? Kasumi: Yeah, with my big brother... Miyu: Hey, you guys, come check this out! Miyu pulls the curtain Kumi and Yuri: Wow! BEAUTIFUL!!! Kasumi: VLAAA!!! THE SUN!!! I'm melting!! Kumi: what? Kasumi: I mean I'm just gonna go get some glasses... VLAA... Yuri: VLAA? Kasumi: I mean NYa! kasumi walks away Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Kumi: woah, freaky. I never knew kasumi would do that evil laugh thing... Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Yuri: Yeah, me too... Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Kasumi: NYAHAHA-ACK!! Miyu: You wanna give lozenges to Kasumi? Yuri: I'll do it... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE BEACH Kumi: HEY, YURI!!! COME'ON!!! Miyu: Kasumi why don't you go under the sun? Kasumi: no thanks, I'll just sit here Miyu: Ok, come'on yuri, the water's great! Yuri: You guys crazy!? I can't go out that far! Yuri got hit with a wave and she started drowning, again.... Kumi: YURI!? YURI!? OH, NO YURI'S IN TROUBLE!!! Bay Watch theme Kumi: Yuri I'll save you!! Eventually, kumi saves yuri from drowning then... Miyu: Yuri! Kasumi: no let Kumi and yuri alone, they're going to get lovvy-duvvy anyway... That night Miyu: I'm worried they've been in the beach for a long time already... Kasumi: You're right, They have been gone for a long time... Kumi and Yuri: We're back! Miyu: Yuri! Kumi! Kasumi: So what happened? Kumi: Oh I applied CPR on Yuri for the last 3 hrs.. Yuri: Kasumi: You guys are sick... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The next day Kumi: Kasumi, I've been wondering... Last night I felt like I was being stepped on... Kasumi: Oh, you didn't know? This summer house is haunted!!! Kumi: H...Haunted?? Kasumi: Yeah, this room used to be a gateway for soldires in the past wars and they all died at the same time right there where, you were sleeping in... basically, you've been constantly being stepped on by ghost soldiers... Kumi: AAAAAHHHH! Yuri: Kumi, I never heard you screamed before... Wait, you mean to tell me that you're afraid of ghost! Kumi: No, No I'm not... Yuri: there's a ghost soldire behind you... Kumi: AAAAAHHHH!!! Yuri: GOTCHA!!! Oh, man I can't believe Kumi's afraid of ghosts!!!! Kumi: WELL WHAT ABOUT YOU!!!? HUH? YOU'RE AFRAID OF THOSE ALIENS!!! Girl fight Kasumi: Now I've got you all in my clutches!!! NYAHAHA!! VLAAHAHA! Miyu: Kasumi? YOU're a vampire!!!?! Kasumi: Isn't it obvious? The Red eyes, the sharp pointy fangs, and the uncontrolable state of saying NYA EVERY MINUTE OF MY UNDEAD LIFE!?!?! Kumi: NOOOOOO!!! Yuri: Kumi, wake up, you're having a nightmare! ........ got nothin' to say ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Abrupt ending? well that's how it's supposed to be, tune in next week for EPISODE 3 part 2! Watch out for the next Spoofs and the Spoofs of other members! I friggin love you. <3<3<3<3<3

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Author:	Dreamland_Kris [ Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:55 pm ]
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Quote: I'M READY TO ROCK AND ROLL, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I LOGGED IN THE FORUM!!! ALIEN 9 ~ EPISODE 3 ~ SECRETS REVEALED!!! Megumi: Well, I've got to ressurect you borgs somehow... Then she does that boil the borgs thing and the borgs are like... BORGS: Look at us, weeee!!! all spinny and such! Megumi: (I didn't know they're still alive...) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yuri's mom: Get up yuri, you're friends are waiting for you, you're gonna go to kasumi's summer house... a moment later... Miyu, Kumi, and Kasumi: Hey! Yuri has that happy-sad face After some short scenes later Miyu: yeah! we're almost there... hey Yuri... huh? YURI!?! KASUMI! YURI FELL OFF THE BOAT!!! Yuri: I'm drowning! I'm drowning! Kasumi: um, you do know that we're already at the shore? YurI: um, yeah... I ment to do that... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kumi: Thank you for having us! Yuri: Thank you for having us! Miyu:Thank you for ha... OWWWW!!! someone just hit me with a pole! Miyu: well, we'll have a picture taking first on the day when we went to Kasumi's Summer house!!! A freaky, creepy music Kumi: Uh, where's that music coming from... Kasumi's granny: I have no idea.... vlaaa.... Kumi: O..K.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kumi: So kasumi, do you always take your vacations here? Kasumi: Yeah, with my big brother... Miyu: Hey, you guys, come check this out! Miyu pulls the curtain Kumi and Yuri: Wow! BEAUTIFUL!!! Kasumi: VLAAA!!! THE SUN!!! I'm melting!! Kumi: what? Kasumi: I mean I'm just gonna go get some glasses... VLAA... Yuri: VLAA? Kasumi: I mean NYa! kasumi walks away Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Kumi: woah, freaky. I never knew kasumi would do that evil laugh thing... Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Yuri: Yeah, me too... Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Kasumi: NYAHAHA!! Kasumi: NYAHAHA-ACK!! Miyu: You wanna give lozenges to Kasumi? Yuri: I'll do it... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE BEACH Kumi: HEY, YURI!!! COME'ON!!! Miyu: Kasumi why don't you go under the sun? Kasumi: no thanks, I'll just sit here Miyu: Ok, come'on yuri, the water's great! Yuri: You guys crazy!? I can't go out that far! Yuri got hit with a wave and she started drowning, again.... Kumi: YURI!? YURI!? OH, NO YURI'S IN TROUBLE!!! Bay Watch theme Kumi: Yuri I'll save you!! Eventually, kumi saves yuri from drowning then... Miyu: Yuri! Kasumi: no let Kumi and yuri alone, they're going to get lovvy-duvvy anyway... That night Miyu: I'm worried they've been in the beach for a long time already... Kasumi: You're right, They have been gone for a long time... Kumi and Yuri: We're back! Miyu: Yuri! Kumi! Kasumi: So what happened? Kumi: Oh I applied CPR on Yuri for the last 3 hrs.. Yuri: Kasumi: You guys are sick... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The next day Kumi: Kasumi, I've been wondering... Last night I felt like I was being stepped on... Kasumi: Oh, you didn't know? This summer house is haunted!!! Kumi: H...Haunted?? Kasumi: Yeah, this room used to be a gateway for soldires in the past wars and they all died at the same time right there where, you were sleeping in... basically, you've been constantly being stepped on by ghost soldiers... Kumi: AAAAAHHHH! Yuri: Kumi, I never heard you screamed before... Wait, you mean to tell me that you're afraid of ghost! Kumi: No, No I'm not... Yuri: there's a ghost soldire behind you... Kumi: AAAAAHHHH!!! Yuri: GOTCHA!!! Oh, man I can't believe Kumi's afraid of ghosts!!!! Kumi: WELL WHAT ABOUT YOU!!!? HUH? YOU'RE AFRAID OF THOSE ALIENS!!! Girl fight Kasumi: Now I've got you all in my clutches!!! NYAHAHA!! VLAAHAHA! Miyu: Kasumi? YOU're a vampire!!!?! Kasumi: Isn't it obvious? The Red eyes, the sharp pointy fangs, and the uncontrolable state of saying NYA EVERY MINUTE OF MY UNDEAD LIFE!?!?! Kumi: NOOOOOO!!! Yuri: Kumi, wake up, you're having a nightmare! ........ got nothin' to say ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Abrupt ending? well that's how it's supposed to be, tune in next week for EPISODE 3 part 2! Watch out for the next Spoofs and the Spoofs of other members! dies laughin gets reserectued in the gell stuff (ewww, im all sticky..)