Alien 9 / Alien Nine Forum
It is currently Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:23 am

All times are UTC




Forum locked  This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 74 posts ]  Go to page Previous 1 2 3 4 5
Author Message
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:50 pm 
Offline
Possessed
Possessed

Joined: Thu May 05, 2005 1:55 am
Posts: 743
Location: Elementary School 9
go ragen go! :cheer:

_________________
Avvie by me


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:01 pm 
Offline
Fused Hybrid
Fused Hybrid
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 04, 2006 4:00 pm
Posts: 279
Location: Carmel, IN
ill think up one later this week or something

it'd be better than jokes or something

i say somehing too much


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:16 pm 
Offline
Alien Catcher
Alien Catcher

Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:20 pm
Posts: 64
Location: Camp Hill, PA
Quote:
See, Kumi has other intentions. ;D

Image

ph33r my l33t mousing skillz
Wow. After reading the story, then seeing this... SO FUNNY!!! XD Oh my gosh... LOL. Can't stop laugthing.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:33 pm 
Offline
New Student
New Student

Joined: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:51 pm
Posts: 3
That is a really nice fanfiction. :)
________________
online movies


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:28 am 
Offline
Ultimate Symbiote
Ultimate Symbiote

Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:35 pm
Posts: 2010
Yah I want to do one!

One day Yuri was walking home wan she herd a sound in the bushes.

Yuri: What was that!?

Yuri’s Borg: Maybe it was a Raccoon, AGEN!

Yuri: Hay! shut up you big dummy head!

Yuri’s Borg: Oh ya, who’s the bigger dummy head, the dummy head or the dummy head who wares the dummy head on her head, and incase you cant comprehend what I am saying, I mean you!

Yuri: Hay don’t talk to you’re master like that!

Yuri’s Borg: Oh so now you’re my master?

Yuri: Yah!

Suddenly a hideous alien monster emerges from the bush growling.

Alien: RRAAAAAR!!!!

Yuri: You’re the dummy!

Yuri’s Borg: No you!

Yuri: No you!

Yuri’s Borg: No you!

Alien:…What the heck? A girl arguing with her…helmet? I’m out of here!

And so wall Yuri and her Borg were arguing the Alien monster wondered off and destroyed the town, and Kumi came up to Yuri.

Kumi: What the heck! Why didn’t you stop that thing!?

Yuri:…Um…it’s because Borg is a dummy!

Yuri’s Borg: Shut up! It’s you’re fault!

Kumi’s Borg: It doesn’t matter who’s fault it is!

Kumi: Yah, now you guys have to fix the town!

Later Yuri is sweeping up pieces of buildings and her Borg is scooping them up into a garbage truck.

Yuri: Wares Kasumi anyway?

Kumi: (sitting on a long chair) Over there.

Kasumi: (hugging a Yellowknife) I love you brother!

Yuri:…That is messed up, wares her Borg?

Kumi’s Borg: (sitting on a mini long chair)Over there.

Kasumi’s Borg: (swinging from Buildings with it’s drills) Spider Borg, Spider Borg, dose whatever a Spider Borg dose.

Yuri:…I say again, messed up!

Kumi: Get back to work!

Ok that wasn’t the best, but I hope it’s funny enough.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:01 am 
Offline
Master Catcher
Master Catcher
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:29 am
Posts: 529
Location: Maryland
Ooh I think I've got one!
EveryOne Loves Yellow Knives!scene: on top of roof during the face off with yellow knife,
Random Announcer: And Now to our Premeire Of the 4th Season of Everybody Loves Yellow Knife!!

Yellow Knife: *Starts to Use Sound Waves* Bzzzzz

Kumi: This Show Has been going down hill since Season 2...(Futurama reference)

Yuri:Yeah...

Kumi:.... Wanna Make Out?

Yuri: o_O ......

The Stairs Incident!!

Scene: Yuri on the Staircase Dreaming

Yuri: I could have sworn I was just on some stairs a second ago but whatever it's not like Day Dreaming hurt anyone, Right?

Yuri's Borg: Yeah it's your dream and your flying so I guess?

*Takes step*

*WHAM!!*

Yuri:OWW! The Stairs are Evil!!!Kumi!!*sobbing*

Kumi: Yes,Yuri? What seems to be the trouble other than Yellow Knife eating Kasumi?

Yuri: Who gives a care about that I was just Assualted by some Stairs!!!

Kumi:*le gasp* Not surprising You Day Dream about Hentai everytime I'm not here, What did you think you would Fly?!

Yuri:Um....Yes?

Kumi: Well I bet if You stopped drooling over Hentai for two seconds You wouldn't Fail at life.

Yuri: I bet if you were my Girlfriend I would stop!

Kumi: Okay.... Hey I'll Be your Girlfriend if you stand by these Stairs!

Yuri: Alright!

*Push*

*WHAM!!*

Kumi:Now stop Day Dreaming and Help Me save the Crazy Chick so we can go!!!

Yuri:Hey Kumi!

Kumi:...... What is it NOW!!

Yuri:I can see Your Panties!!

*WHAM!!!*


Yeah all I could think of in a small amount of time! Well Enjoy!!

_________________
Chisa....I like Chisa!


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:11 am 
Offline
Ultimate Symbiote
Ultimate Symbiote

Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:35 pm
Posts: 2010
Somebody posted! :O it's a miracle! I shall celebrate by posting a new spoof of my own.

One day Kumi was enjoying a nice peaceful day, peace...nice quit piece,...boring peace...

Kumi: IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!

(so Kumi ran off a bridge and into a lake).

Kumi's Borg: Are you insane!? we will drowned!

Kumi: At least we both lived long fulfilling lives...

Kumi's Borg: Ya...

Kumi and her Borg:...Crud.

Yuri: Don't worry Kumi I will help-

Yuri's Borg: There’s a giant shark in the water.

Yuri:-By going home!

Kumi: Typical.

Kumi's Borg: You ever think about getting a boyfriend Kumi?

Kumi: Shut your trap!

meanwhile Yuri was walking home.

Kasumi: Hey Yuri, care to take a bath in my hot tub, wall wearing clothing!?

Yuri's Borg: Why would she-

Yuri: Sure.

Yuri's Borg:...I really need to learn to shut my trap.

Yuri gets into the hot tub and everything seems fine...but.

Kasumi: Relaxed?

Kasumi's Borg: Sleepy?

Yuri: I'm fine, thanks.

Kasumi: Ya well, I will just put some bath beads in(starts slicing carrots into the tub).

Kasumi's Borg: And I will handle this other stuff(starts putting salt into the tub).

Yuri: Ah, so relaxing.

Yuri's Borg: Yuri look!

Yuri: Huh? funny bath beads, they almost look like carrots-CARROTS!?(sees Kasumi taste some of the water with a spoon) YOU'RE MAKING SOUP OUT OF ME!(runs off).

Kasumi: No we're not! it was supposed to be stew!(Spongebob quote).

Kasumi's Borg: Kasumi now how are we going to eat a Human and Borg before sundown? if we don't we will be stuck on this plain of existence forever!

Kasumi: Don't worry, we'll eat a Human and a Borg, I hear Kumi and her Borg drowned, if they haven’t already bin eaten by the giant shark in the lake then we should be able to fish out the bodies.

Kasumi's Borg: You are a genius!

meanwhile Yuri is running for her life.

Yuri's Borg: Hey Yuri, there not chasing us anymore.

Yuri: Oh...good...well then(falls into a giant hole) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Yuri's Borg: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be continued...wan I feel like it.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:04 am 
Offline
Ultimate Symbiote
Ultimate Symbiote

Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:35 pm
Posts: 2010
Now for the continuation of that random spoof I did in the previous post.

Yuri and her Borg fell and fell and fell some more intel they finally landed in a camp fire.

Yuri:...Hot! Hot! Hot! HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and Yuri ran around Intel she bonked into a large pink blob.

Blob: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Yuri:...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuri's Borg: To much noise!

So Yuri's Borg killed the blob and dragged Yuri off to some other part of the strange world, time passed as Yuri and her Borg wondered the world and eventually met the kindly rat Splinter who trained them in the art of ninjitsu for 5 years, intell they were ready.

Splinter: My students, I have trained you well.

Yuri and her Borg: Thank you Master Splinter.

Splinter: You are ready to go home, to your home dimension.

Yuri: Really?

Splinter: Yes, your dimension is in need, and you are truly my best students.

Yuri: Wow, so you are over the whole me freaking out and trying to kill you wan we first met right?

Splinter: NEVER!!!!! But I can overlook that and send you off in good spirit, now go, find a way home.

Yuri: Thank you Master Splinter.

Yuri's Borg: Yes thank you, we will never forget you.

Yuri and her Borg begin to leave.

Splinter: And I will never forget you.

Yuri and her Borg leave.

Splinter: Sheesh I thought they’d never leave!

Yuri and her Borg wondered intell they found a portal home and entered it.

Yuri: What the!?

Yuri's Borg: Our home!?

What happened to Yuri and her Borg's home? find out another time because I don't want to write it right now.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:48 pm 
Offline
Ultimate Symbiote
Ultimate Symbiote

Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:35 pm
Posts: 2010
Once again continuing, Yuri and her Borg return home after 5 years of ninja training only to find there world ruled by-

Yuri: KASUMI!?

Kasumi sat on a throne and laughed.

Kasumi: Ya nya! you have bin gone for a long long time, Yuri wuri.

Yuri's Borg: What happened to earth!?

Kasumi: Good question, with you and Yuri out of my way and Kumi and her borg dead me and my borg could easily rule the entire earth!

Yuri:...Why?

Kasumi: Because even though it seemed great in my life, I never got to do what I really wanted! in my life they always went "Kasumi don't play with fire" "Kasumi don't mail yourself to America" "Kasumi don't flush the cat down the toilet" but now I am in charge and I can flush as many cats down the toilet as I want!

Yuri:...WTF!!?

Yuri's Borg: Whatever, we are ninjas now! so we can beat you! you’ll never defeat us!

Yuri and her Borg are in jail now.

Yuri's Borg: I can't believe she defeated us

To be continued if I ever want to.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:44 am 
Offline
Master Catcher
Master Catcher
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:29 am
Posts: 529
Location: Maryland
*****Spoilers Warning************
The Reason Why Yuri Is Never In a Good Mood

Scene: In Yuri's Bedroom

Yuri: *yawn* Good Mornin' Borg Doesn't Today Feel Awesome I Feel So Happy!!!! XD After all Theres only 2 Months left till I never Have to deal with any of you Crazies ever again!!!

Yuri's Borg: *looks like he's dying*

Yuri: XD :3 Now let's go meet Kumi!!! Oh ..... And Kasumi I guess..* runs off skipping gayly*

* At School*

Yuri: Good MORNIN' KUMI XD and kasumi!!* skipping toward Kumi*

Kumi: Uh.. Good Mornin' Yuri your sure "enthusiastic" Today* backs away slowly*

Yuri: But Of Course Today just feels like a good day!! *Borg still dying* XD

L8ter....

Yuri: HEY!!! Miyu!!* yelling at her even though she's next to her outside the window*

Miyu:*looks annoyingly at her* Are you trying to deafen me Woman!!? First, you have no test and now your gonna rub it in huh!!?

Yuri: o_O What's with the sudden yelling at me huh? I thought You of all people would be Miss Super Optomistic?* Walking away slowly*

much l8ter by herself...

Yuri: Geez.. It's like the minute I stop being a crybaby everyone get's moody... Oh look a Turtle!! XD

So much l8ter...

Kumi:Yuuri!! My Little Fangirl!! Yuuuri!! I'm going to Kiss the first person I see!!! Dang that usually works!! She Is such a Fool!! I told her not to run off or play in traffic!!

*Mysterious Yuri Appearance*

Yuri:I Am Not A Fool!! And I stopped Playing in Traffic After I found this Turtle that gave me Free Pictures of You!! Also You own Me 20 Kisses that you promised me the last several times you saw me first!! So would a Fool do any of that!!? XD

Kumi:Yes They would Now Lets.... W8 a MINUTE!! A TURTLE!0_0;
*LimbCutting Scene* :O

Yuri: I'm Not a Fool!!! I actually came to give you something!!

Kumi: Is It New Limbs!! :3

Yuri: Even Better!!! Your Very Own Pet Turtle!! XD !!!

Kumi: .o. But I was really looking forward to new limbs ;_; !!!

Yuri:Also The SunFlower Turtle Promised Me That We Could Makeout L8ter!! Isn't That Great!! <3

Kumi: #o.o# o_O .o. Someone Help Me PLZ!!

*Dramatic Kasumi Save*

Kasumi: I won't Let You!!

Kumi: Oh Thank God!!

Kasumi: Unless You Let Me Take Photos, Post It On Youtube, And Write Fanfictions While Creating A legion of Fangirls!!! :)

Kumi: Dang It Is everyone I know A 'Yuri' Fangirl!! ;_;

Yuri: Alright But Only If You Wear This SunFlower Turtle That talks!!! XD Also Join Us Kumi!! We Have Cute Girls On The Turtleside!! and Shoujo Ai Doujin!!!

Kumi:No!! I'll Never Join You!! Your Medical Plan Doesn't Cover NoseBleeds!!! And You Fail To Cover Turtle Polish or Finacial Security!! >.<

Yuri: o_O But I Wanna Have Your Child ;_; Doesn't that Override All That!!? :(

Kumi:No!!! >.<

Kasumi: Okay Enough!!* Attacks Yuri With Drills*

Yuri:DENIED!!! HAHAHAHA!! XD TURTLE:1 , YELLOWKNIFE:0!! W8 A MINUTE!! YELLOWKNIFE!!! :O !!!

*Spiraly Hair Time!!!*

Yuri: .o. I'M GONNA GET OWNED AREN'T I!!! :O

Kasumi: XD YES YOU ARE!!! EAT LOCALIZED RADIO WITH NO MUSIC!!

Yuri: @~@ *OWNED*

Kasumi: XD Oh Yeah!! -_- There's a Giant Orge with a Turtle on it's head behind me Isn't there! >.< D'oh!!

Turtles: Quick Get The annoying FanGirl And Let's Go!!

L8ter....again.. -_-

Kumi: So Sitting in a Bubble Bath Naked!!! Is Gonna Give me Limbs -_- ?

Ms.Hisakawa: Yup XD !! And Now We're Gonna Leave You Alone Naked and Defenseless ^^ !!*leaves*

*Mysterious Yuri Appearance!!*

Yuri: Hey Honey!! <3 Aww You Decided to take a Bath for Me!! I'm Flattered #o.o# :3 Now Let me stick my face very close to yours while your in this vulnerable state!! Now put on The Turtle!!!

Kumi: o_O #o.o# !!! Help me!!

Yuri: Don't Worry about It I'm Just Gonna Stare At You!! :3
*Dramatic Kasumi Appearance*

Kasumi:AHA!!

Yuri:OMG TEH YELLOWKNIFE!!! RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!! :O ;_; *RUNS AS FAST AS HER SKATES CAN TAKE HER!!*

Kumi: -_- Okay No one Help Me Or Anything!!!

............... To contiune soon probably l8ter today! XD

_________________
Chisa....I like Chisa!


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:28 am 
Offline
Ultimate Symbiote
Ultimate Symbiote

Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:35 pm
Posts: 2010
And now to continue my idiotic drawn out story.

Yuri and her Borg are in jail, Yuri is rocking back and fourth insanely.

Yuri's Borg: How the heck are we going to get out of here?

Yuri: We're dead!

Yuri's Borg: I mean really there must be a way.

Yuri: We're dead!

Yuri's Borg: It is after all only a matter of finding the weakness in the structure.

Yuri: We're dead!

Yuri's Borg: And all we need to do is...Yuri cut that out, it's distracting.

Yuri is scratching at the prison wall, and sudenly it callapses.

Yuri's Borg: Wait a minute! this whole cell is made of mud!? What is the matter with Kasumi!?

Yuri:...Dead frog?(holds up a dead frog).

Yuri's Borg: No! whats wrong with you?

Will our heros save the world? What is wrong with Yuri? Will the next part be as stupidly short as this one? Find out next time!


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:56 am 
Offline
Ultimate Symbiote
Ultimate Symbiote

Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:35 pm
Posts: 2010
And now for my stories EPIC FINAL!1!1!1!1!1!1i

Yuri's Borg: We need a plan, a plan to defeate her!

Yuri: Lets use our heads!

Yuri's Borg: Ok!

So that both bonked thare heads together and we're teleported to Kasumi's throne room!

Kasumi: So you thought you could go defeate!

Yuri's Borg: Yes!

Kasumi: Well you will need to face my Yellow Knife robot!!!!!

Yuri: NO!

Yellow Knife robot: GOFDG FESG B EEP BEPP BEEP.

Yuri: YOU SAID A SWEAR!

Yellow Knife robot: X_X

Kasumi: NO!!! You defeated my robot! HAHAHA!!! THERE ARE PLENTY MORE THINGS, GET THEM BORG!!!

Kasumi's Borg comes in this: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/296 ... 8b.jpg?v=0 imagen that Kasumi's Borg is in it instead of a Utrom.

Kasumi's Borg: Take this!

Kasumi's Borg shoots at them and kills them!

Yuri: HEY! THATS NOT RIGHT!

What do you mean?

Yuri: We are the heros! You can't kill us!

Why?

Yuri: Beacouse...Beacouse, Just beacouse!

Ok, what do you wan't me to do about it?

Yuri: Change. It.

Ug, fine.

What really happened was wan Kasumi's Borg tried to shoot them, his cyber suit overlouded from...blockage, and exploed killing him and Kasumi.

Yuri: We did it!

Yuri's Borg:...We didn't do anything.

Yuri: Whatever, we did it!

Yuri's Borg: Ya I geuss you're a winner after all,...except for the fact that all your friends and reletives are probably dead, socioty has basicly collapset, your home is gone, you-

Yuri: Ok shut up! it's starting to get depressing.

Yuri's Borg: Sorry!...so how are we going to end this?

...BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And everyone on earth died...except for Yuri and her Borg becouse there the "heroes"


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:19 am 
Offline
Ultimate Symbiote
Ultimate Symbiote

Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:35 pm
Posts: 2010
It's time for a Alien Nine christmas special of nonsense.

It was snowing on christmas eve as Yuri walked home in the snow with her borg.

Yuri: Well this is rather depressing.

Yuri's Borg: Why's that Yuri.

Yuri: I'm walking home on christmas eve with nothing but you for company.

Yuri's Borg:...Words hurt you know ;_; .

Yuri: Suck it up, we all have issues.

Yuri's Borg: Well since when we're you a grumpy pants?

Yuri: Funny, you keep talking but all I'm hearing is "bla bla bla bla".

Yuri's Borg: How dare you!

So Yuri's Borg killed Yuri with his many drills.

Yuri's Borg:...Oh no, what have I done!? I, I, I gotta hide the body!

So Yuri's Borg hid Yuri's body in a mailbox.

Yuri's Borg:...That is not going to work...

When sudenly Kumi and her Borg walked by.

Kumi: Hey there...Yuri's Borg.

Yuri's Borg: AAAAAHHH!!!-um hi...Kumi was it?

Kumi: Um ya,...whares Yuri.

Kumi's Borg: And whats with that suspiciosly large mailbox?

Yuri's Borg: Um, I don't know, it's not mine, and I have never looked inside!

Kumi: And we wont ether, whatever is this guys mail, isnt ours to look at.

Yuri's Borg: (sighs in relief).

Kumi: But seriosly wheres Yuri?

Yuri's Borg: Um ah-AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

And Yuri's Borg killed them and stuffed them in the mailbox.

Yuri's Borg:...Ok, ok, everything is ok, nobody knows about this, and theres no way for them to connect me to the murders.

Kasumi: Hi, what murders?

Yuri's Borg:....AAAAAA-

You can probably guess what happened, mailbox getting pretty full...

Yuri's Borg: Ok, no more killing, next time you feel like killing...er-have a stick of gum, ya, remain calm.

Miyu: Hi.

Yuri's Borg:...Hi...um...Miyu.

Miyu: Whats with the huge mailbox?

Yuri's Borg:...Do you have any gum?

Miyu: No wh-AAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Do I even need to say it?

Yuri's Borg: :( This has gotten out of hand >.< But we must keep the murders secret :( But what about the morels we're supposed to live by >.< Phewy! We needed to kill them :( But they we're our friends, it's wrong >.< No! we need to kill more, yes? :( No! >.< Yes! :( No! >.< Yes!

Megumi: What the freak?

Yuri's Borg:...Uhhhhh.

Megumi: I herd everything, it's clear that you killed someone, that and that you've gone completely crackers.

Yuri's Borg: But We-er-I am fine, what murders? There werent any murders!

Megumi: I'm going to the police.

Yuri's Borg: NO!

And he killed her too, wow that mailbox isnt going to last much longer.

Yuri's Borg: Going nuts! Going nuts! Going nuts!

So Yuri's Borg went on a killing rampage and killed everyone,...intell Yuri woke up.

Yuri: What the? Wierd dream.

Yuri's Borg: Hey Yuri, Marry Christmas, or whatever you humans say on this holiday.

Yuri: Ya, you got it.

Yuri's Borg: So lets get to Kasumi's christmas party.

Yuri: Sure, atleast your not some maniac killer.

Yuri's Borg: Yup,...What?

The end, hope you liked this random bit of crazyness.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:13 pm 
Offline
Ultimate Symbiote
Ultimate Symbiote

Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:35 pm
Posts: 2010
I'm making another one of these! :3

One day Yuri was with her borg, when a thought came to mind.

Yuri: Borg, have you ever thought of the possibilities of parallel realities.

Yuri's Borg: Crossed my mind a few times...never made much of it.

Yuri: Oh come on think about it, there could be a universe where people can fly! A universe where people live underground! A universe where someone brought the dinosaurs back too life! A universe where strange creatures with powers are coaght and battled by people! A universe where kids are partnered with monster made of digital data in order to save a whole digital universe! maybe even a universe where divine creatures attack and kids need to fight them with huge biomechanicle monstrosties!

Yuri's Borg: Or a universe where your not such a crybaby.

Yuri: I-I'm not a crybaby! Why are you so mean today Borg!? ;_;

Yuri's Borg: Ug, look, lets just go and see what your friends have to say.

Yuri: OK! XD

Yuri's Borg: o_O

......

Kasumi was happily jumping about while her Borg watched from his position in a tree.

Kasumi's Borg: Kasumi, what are youn even trying to acomplish?

Kasumi: THE FIREFLIES!

Kasumi's Borg: Huh?

Kasumi: Fireflies, there everywhere, after my yummy yummy meat!

Kasumi's Borg:...Ok then. :)

Yuri: Hey guys!

Kasumi: Oh, hey Yuri! Have you seen the fireflies.

Yuri's Borg: The what?

Kasumi: THE FIREFLIES!

Yuri:... o_O Um, Ok then, Kasumi, I was just wondering if you knew about parallel universes.

Kasumi: Parallel universes? Sure I know about them!

Yuri: You do!?

Kasumi: Yup, they told me when they came!

Yuri:...Who told you when they came?

Kasumi: Those kids, with the creatures that look like tails stuck to them,with santa hats, they visited and told me about the universes and how they jump around from universe to universe and all that fun, they offered me a tail alien, but I told them "no thanks, the alien party is all I need" So they said good bye and went off to fight the ants! XD

Yuri:...Yaaa o_O ,I just remembered, me and my Borg hafta go do something...over there!(runs off).

Kasumi: Ok! Bye bye!

......

Yuri's Borg: Well Kasumi is daranged.

Yuri: True that, I wonder where Kumi is?

Yuri's Borg: There she is!

They see Kumi fishing.

Yuri: Kumi!

Kumi: Yuri?

Yuri's Borg: Wheres your borg?

Kumi: Oh, I left that at home.

Yuri's Borg:...Whatever.

Yuri: So Kumi-

Kumi: Shhh! I got a bite!(reels in the fishing line, and a boot is on the end of it)...Is that a frog, or boot?

Yuri's Borg: Um, a boot. -_-

Kumi: I wasnt asking you! >.<

Yuri: Looks like a frog to me. :3

Kumi: Good girl(pats Yuri's head).

Yuri's Borg: >.< Yuri, isnt there something you wanted to ask Kumi!?

Yuri: Oh yaaaaaahh, Kumi, what do you think of Alternate Realities?

Kumi: Oh I really like the concept, infact I'm making a dimensional portal.

Yuri: Wow, thats amazing, so what are you planning to do with it?

Kumi: Not much too plan, I open a portal, go to the next universe, meet the me there, become friends with myself, and I'll have the perfect best friend! XD

Yuri:...What about me?

Kumi: Shut up Yuri! >.<

Yuri:...Borg, I think it's time to go.

Yuri's borg: Agreed(they leave).

Kumi: Fine! Go! Won't need to hang out with them when I meet my perfect best friend anyway.

......

Yuri: Geez! Dose everyone lose there minds when they tailk about parallel realities?!

Yuri's Borg: It appeares to be so. -_-

Yuri: No wait! Look! It's Miyu! I now she won't lose her mind!

Yuri's Borg: Don't tempt fate Yuri!

Yuri: (dosn't listen and runs up to Miyu, who is sitting at a bus stop) Miyu! Hi!

Miyu: Oh, hi Yuri, whats up?

Yuri: What do you think of Alternate Universes?

Miyu: Oh thats simple, every possibilitie must exist, so there are a limitless amount of parallel realities!

Yuri: Ya! Cool.

Miyu: And if someone could make a way to freely travel betweed them, they could rule the world!

Yuri:...Bye Miyu!(runs away).

......

Yuri's Borg: I told you not to tempt fate.

Yuri: Thats it! From here on out I want nothing to do with parallel universes!

(sudenly a girl with a santa hate, overalls, and what apeared to be a tail with eyes appeares above Yuri, and lands on her).

Girl:...Whoops, wrong universe, sorry!(vanishes).

Yuri's Borg: o_O .

Yuri: o_O ...I'm going to bed now(faints).

The end :3


Top
   
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Forum locked  This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 74 posts ]  Go to page Previous 1 2 3 4 5

All times are UTC


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Limited